[Hollywood]

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":96dd3]some of the ones im useing:

"in the right hand"= "in his jackoff hand"
"in the left hand"= "in his jack off hand"
"Will switch to Axis model & weapons next time you respawn"="fucken traitor"
"KAR98 - Sniper"="Satans weapon of choice"
"shotgun"="what you cant aim?"
"took himself out of commision"="Decided to help the other team"
"tripped on his own grenade"="Sat on his own nade & farted"
"played catch with himself"="Slept during nade school"
"blew himself up"="was to fucken close, you fucken idiot"
"was gunned down by"="was made look like a newb"
"was clubbed by"="was JUST SERIOUSLY embarresed by" (my personal fave) biggrin:[/quote:96dd3]

Talk about lame eek: