[Miscguy]

When he brings up the ATM across the street say:

A: "Yeah i stopped by it earlier and it was broken."
B: "Oh shit forgot about that, i'll head over there when im done with my eggs". Retreat to your room to eat your eggs then jump out the window and go see a movie or some shit.
C: "I know, but fuck im way to damn lazy to walk that far".
D: Kill him.