[Stammer]

A Fast Food (And Honorable Mentions) Eaters Guide to Shit (Literally)
-As documented by Stammer I. Nycksgayenstien.

Taco Bell - Rumble gut, and gas followed by a sudden urge to poop, either diarrhea or loosely solid shit meteors.

McDonald's - Gut rumble then a shit, mostly solid but can be of the diarrhea variety. After which usually follows small amounts of abdominal gas.

Burger King - Nearly same as McDonald's.

KFC - AVIOD AT ALL COSTS - Tremendous gas usually accompanied with a sick feeling followed by an unsatisfying shit. Usually watery and loose.

Domino's - Standard variety solid poop, can be sudden and accompanied with gas.

Pizza Hut - (Sucks balls.) Pretty much the same as Domino's but the shit has a much longer gestation period.