[ninty]

Found this quite amusing:

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"Because the plot involved taking liquid explosives aboard planes in carry-ons, passengers at all U.S. and British airports, and those boarding U.S.-bound flights at other international airports, are banned from taking any liquids onto planes."

[img]http://www.xopl.com/blog/embedded/liquidshit.jpg[/img]

Sir, I'm going to have to take this bottle of water away from you since it might be a liquid explosive, and I'm going to have to mix it with all of these other bottles of possibly liquid explosive, and I'm going to have to dump them all in this trash can... together. Nevermind that the plot specifically mentions mixing chemicals and/or nitroglycerin... which explodes if handled too roughly.

I can't fucking believe I'm flying somewhere tomorrow. I might as well just spread my cheeks now.[/quote:f54fc]

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