Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page THROAT PUNCH/NUT KICK
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old
  (#1)
Airborne Butters is Offline
2nd Lieutenant
 
Posts: 3,907
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: SouthWest, Florida.
  Send a message via AIM to Airborne Butters  
Default 08-24-2006, 08:09 PM

[quote=Coleman][quote="Airborne Butters":3e628]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Airborne Butters":3e628
This actually reminds me of a little fight story. In my drunken adventures some kid at a party, about my age, started saying shit to me and all that. The kid pushed me and his friends quickly broke it up. As me and my buddy are walking twoards his car the kid kept talking so I told him to come here and we'll finish it. Just as I said that this dude's gorilla of a brother came up. As soon as I saw him I was reminded of a story that my friends dad told me about his basic training in the Marines in the 60's. All I was thinking about was "fuck it I'm kicking this fucker in the nuts as hard as I can!" Just as I was about to lift my foot up, my friend came out of nowhere like fucking Goldberg and speared the dude in the back and started wailing on the back of his head! Was the craziest shit I ever saw. After that all hell broke loose and fist and feet were flying.

Point is, if you're in a street fight, punch that fucker in the nuts as hard as you can. You're in a fight to win!
reason #457 for me to stay away from alochol.
Whores doing me, reason #1 to drink.[/quote:3e628]ah gotta love those whores. and I guess it is true that you can only get ass (disgusting I might add) when the girl is drunk. gg.[/quote:3e628]

Going with what works! beer:

Plus, not looking for a girlfriend at age 21. Too much fun to be had!
  
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.