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Rick Mercer reveals his ten favorite responses given in "Talking To Americans". If you've seen this show, you can really get an idea of how little Americans know about Canada. It's classic. Rick feeds random americans total lies and they believe him hook, line, and sinker.

My Ten Favorite "TALKING TO AMERICANS" Quotes Taken From the Mouths of Americans

10) In Chicago: "Congratulations Canada on having running water in all five states."

9) In Washington, D.C.: "Congratulations Canada on your first national railroad."

8) In Washington, D.C.: "Congratulations Canada on 268 consecutive days of snow."

7) At Harvard: "Yes, I believe the seal slaughter should be stopped in Saskatchewan."

6) In Chicago: "Congratulations Canada on making Beaver Balls your national dish."

5) At Mount Rushmore: "Congratulations Canada, our Eskimo neighbours to the South, on your new Mount Mulroneyuk."

4) Governor of Arkansas: "Congratulations Canada on preserving your national igloo."

3) In New York: "Yes, I think Jean Chretien-Pinochet should be charged with crimes against humanity."

2) In New York: "Yes, I think it is time to bomb Saskatchewan."

1) George W. Bush: I'm glad to have the support of Prime Minister Jean 'Poutine.'


If you read any of these and wondered what was so strange about it, you're an idiot.


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