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Default 09-11-2002, 07:21 AM

> > A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says that he would be
> sending
> a
> > friend over to look at a horse.
> > The buddy says, "How will I recognize him?"
> > "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment".
> > So the midget shows up, and the horse rancher asks him if he was looking
> > for
> > a male or female horse.
> > "A female horth" says the midget.
> > So the rancher shows him a prized filly.
> > "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
> > So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once
> over.
> > "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
> > So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
> > "Nith earzth. can I see her mouf"?
> > The rancher is gettin pretty irritated by this point, but he picks him
> up
> > again and shows him the horse's mouth.
> > "Nice mouf, now can I see her twat"?
> > Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and
> jams
> > the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's you-know-what, pulls
> him
> > out and slams him on the ground.
> > The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing, and says, "Perhapth I
> should
> > rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit"?



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