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Default 09-11-2002, 07:31 AM

Ok, this Eskimo is driving south one day. He's just approaching town when his car starts making a funny noise. As luck would have it, he spots a garage nearby, so he rolls in and gets out, throwing back his big furry eskimo hood.

The mechanic walks over and asks him what the trouble is. He Eskimo shrugs and says his car was making a noise, but he doesn't know much more than that.

The mechanic tells the Eskimo it'll take a while, but he'll check it out.

So the Eskimo agrees to leave the car there, and decides to do some shopping while he's waiting. So he goes off.

So he's walking around, and he gets an ice cream. He eventually heads back to the mechanic, who is is just finishing, wiping his hands on a rag.

He looks at the Eskimo and says, "Looks like you've blown a seal".

The Eskimo says, "No no... I just had an ice-cream."
  
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