[Miscguy]

So basically she said shes a whore who couldnt go without some cock for a year.


"Hi Stat."
"Hey."
"So i still kinda like you, but while im down here in aussy land i need some dick."
"uhhhhhh."
"Yeah, but hey when i get home i'll need some dick to, so you know, keep your hopes up cause i dont want to go looking for it at a bar."


Essencially, fuck your way through her circle of friends and never speak to her again. Alcohol is a good short term answer as long as its consummed at a bar while picking up whores.