[Chronic Diarrhea]

Bonds is such a piece of shit, and not even because he took roids. He said, "I hit this in front of my fans...San Francisco is my family, and nobody can take that away from me." Yeah, they're such precious family to you Barry that you were pushing to be traded before this season. Faggot.

As for A-Rod, he only has to hit 30-35 a season to get to 755 by the time he's 38-39. I thought Griffey was going to do it back in the mid 90s, but he made the worst karma decision by leaving Seattle, and he hasn't done shit since (I guess that's a little unfair, he'll be in the 600 club eventually, maybe even 700 if he lasts long enough.)