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Default 10-15-2002, 08:21 PM
You forgot S&M, my wife and I are into it. She sleeps, I masturbate
  
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Default 10-15-2002, 08:21 PM
But not nearly as often as drunkenness.
  
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Default 10-15-2002, 08:25 PM
LOL...I love the evolution of threads here in off-topic bs. biggrin:

She is acquantinces (sp?) with a few of the girls I have messed around with, and I think of them spoke ill about me. Biznitch! mad:

Drunken, wild baboon like sex sounds good right now, and I know just who to call.....
  
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Default 10-15-2002, 08:27 PM
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LOL...I love the evolution of threads here in off-topic bs. biggrin:

She is acquantinces (sp?) with a few of the girls I have messed around with, and I think of them spoke ill about me. Biznitch! mad:

Drunken, wild baboon like sex sounds good right now, and I know just who to call.....
Sorry my wife won't me go out anymore, don't bother calling.
  
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Default 10-15-2002, 08:28 PM
LOL..I knew leaving that last sentence open would create some good one-liners.
  
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not really, they can also involve stupidity, and being held at gunpoint.
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mmmmm held at gunpoint
  
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That girls boobs look saggy....I hate saggy boobs. hake:
  
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I love drunken sex.
that's called rape here cry:
  
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Default 10-16-2002, 02:34 AM
OooOOOo, stop it guys you're turning me on!

Especially MILLA and his talk of ass-eating....! evil:
  
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Default 10-16-2002, 04:39 AM
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I love drunken sex.
that's called rape here cry:
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Default 10-16-2002, 04:41 AM
"the parties are unable to properly give consent"

of course even if the guy's the only drunk one chances are he will end up with the rape charges
  
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Default Re: A first for me..... - 10-16-2002, 05:30 AM
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I am not trying to sound arrogant, or cocky here, but for the first time in my life, a girl blew me off on a date.
...man, the post starts out how you got blown-off on a date....
I thought it must have been one of the happiest nights of your life...

...erm, sorry about the fellatio-related misunderstanding..... oOo:
  
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Default Re: A first for me..... - 10-16-2002, 08:45 AM
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I am not trying to sound arrogant, or cocky here, but for the first time in my life, a girl blew me off on a date.
...man, the post starts out how you got blown-off on a date....
I thought it must have been one of the happiest nights of your life...

...erm, sorry about the fellatio-related misunderstanding..... oOo:[/quote:5cb6d]

lol, now that has happened before. biggrin:
  
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Default 10-16-2002, 12:52 PM
I was in love twice, got burned twice to not that puppy dog love bull shit, im talking like real love
  
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