[Airborne Butters]

Son of a bitch! I love the holidays and all, don't get me wrong, but I hate it when I have the most odd designed roof! Now keep in mind that I have a fear of heights. So we were stringin lights about 10 above, nothing bad. But then my roof has to be 18-20 feet high at points. So there I am putting clips on the roof, lying on my stomach and gently starting to slide down my roof and be met with concrete. Luckily I didn't! Then of course! What happens? The string at the highest part of my roof goes out!

Basically after 3 hours of this, and my dad farting from Taco Bell and the hot air rising we get it done. IT looks craptacular but we'll just say we're Jewish!