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Default 09-11-2003, 04:04 PM

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Default 09-11-2003, 04:11 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":71e71]Why did Hitler kill himself? He got the gas bill.[/quote:71e71]

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Default 09-11-2003, 05:00 PM

A women goes to the doctor for a mysterious green rash on the inside of her theighs. She asks the doctor "can you help me for this" ?
The doctor then asks the lady "Are you dating a gypsy ?"
The lady replies "yes I am but...."
The doctor cuts her off then says"Lady those ain't real gold earings he is wearing."
  
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Default 09-11-2003, 05:21 PM

^dont get it.
  
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Default 09-11-2003, 05:27 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":b2305]^dont get it.[/quote:b2305]
  
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Default 09-11-2003, 05:44 PM

A fat man decides he wants to lose some weight. So he sees a commercial that says lose as much weight as you want in a week. So he calls up the company and the operator says "Yes sir, we will send an agent over tommow morning," So he goes to sleep and wakes up in the morning and there is this hot, hot girl and she has a sign that says "You can have me if you catch me," So he chases her around for a week and he loses 20 pounds.

The next day he says to the company operartor "I want to lose 30 pounds,"So he goes to sleep and wakes up in the morning and there is this hot, hot girl and she has a sign that says "You can have me if you catch me," So he chases her around for a week and he loses 30 pounds.

The next day he says to the company operartor "I want to lose 30 pounds,"So he goes to sleep and wakes up in the morning and there is this ugly man standing over him with a sign that says "If I catch you I can have you"
  
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Default 09-11-2003, 05:59 PM

[quote=Proteus]
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^dont get it.
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He ate her pussy so much that the fake gold earrings rubbed off on her skin - turning it green as fake gold is want to do.

Still not a funny joke.
  
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Default 09-12-2003, 09:07 AM

What is brown and green and eats nuts?
















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