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Default Re: Mr. Spears makes even JuJumantb sound good. - 11-05-2005, 11:10 AM

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http://blognyc.typepad.com/news/2005/11/new_federline_r.html

Lmao at entire article
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Someone needs a new hobby. . .
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Default 11-05-2005, 11:13 AM

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You keep on SPEAR's hunting. . .anything to dull the pain that is your life - salud. . .

And least I be thought of as too cold. . .here - have a biscuit. . .

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Thats one fucked up looking biscuit, more like a burger bun uncut. oOo:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Thats one fucked up looking biscuit, more like a burger bun uncut. oOo:
You challenging the quality of American cuisine son. . .I love you like a 3rd cousin but that wont stop me from doing what needs ta be done. . .
  
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Thats one fucked up looking biscuit, more like a burger bun uncut. oOo:
You challenging the quality of American cuisine son. . .I love you like a 3rd cousin but that wont stop me from doing what needs ta be done. . .[/quote:e5280]


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Default 11-05-2005, 11:19 AM

I would figure you would know that its the media "spears" hunting dipshit.

Im not out there with my stylin derby hat with a flash card saying "press" on it with my notebook in hand following their every move.

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I think she must be your fap fantasy or something, which only got more intense when she became full fledged trailer trash.

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2. Britney Spears
3. mommas "cone-bread"


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Default 11-05-2005, 11:21 AM

ps that looks like one of the layered biscuits...good stuffs.

would have been better than that shitty toast i had for breakfast

ps. Im on the scene for a scoop! be here for my you heard it here 1st reporting!

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Default 11-05-2005, 01:47 PM

Trailer trash or not i would knock a slice off her!!
  
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Default 11-05-2005, 02:09 PM

Has she had her baby yet?
  
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Default 11-05-2005, 02:11 PM

dopest track ever made.


  
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Default 11-05-2005, 04:09 PM

[quote:8b5aa]top 3 things tgb would give his life for.
1. GWB[/quote:8b5aa]

God and country mother fucker. You keep an eye on the Post-It Note aisle, while the rest of us handle the adult bidness.

[quote:8b5aa]2. Britney Spears[/quote:8b5aa]

Indeed Id like a shot at that. I mean cmon man - yea she's 400 lbs lighter than what you're used to without the stretch-marks in stretch-marks, but shit son, at the very least you could jerk off in front of her. Mix up your tastes mate - instead of the whole fucking cow, go for the hamhock.

[quote:8b5aa]3. mommas "cone-bread"[/quote:8b5aa]

Ha - a "tee-hee you're a nigger" joke. . .now aint that just country boy - it be true though. . .cornbread, greens and some salt-water pork. . .shit yea. . .granted it cant compare to diving into a steaming pile of fat-back, aka Mrs. Nycks Vaginal Hole - but hell. . .im just a man from meager beginnings. . .i can only afford a small woman - feeding a woman of her "stature" would bankrupt a nigga and his whole neighborhood. . .

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Default 11-05-2005, 04:24 PM

cone bread owns.




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Default 11-05-2005, 04:27 PM

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Default 11-05-2005, 04:47 PM

first off... lmao...

second off...

wtf mate?

atleast i;m better than a fuccking tennis player...

im the second guy... but its just a joke;....

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Default 11-05-2005, 05:16 PM

you really need some new material sleeping:

ps sweet conebread > reg conebread


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