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Default 06-02-2006, 03:22 PM
First - Not sure

Last - Random moviesite found in the allmighty pornthread at 92b.
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 03:31 PM
Just went to type this to Zoner and sent it to my FUCKING BOSS

west: remember when you were in jr high 14-15 and people would say NO WAY I DONT JACK OFF THATS GAY !!

(my boss is gay btw)

his response was ??

I then made up an excuse about copy and pasting a friends convo message

his response :HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

my god..lol

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 06-02-2006, 03:35 PM
First - prob like buck which was spears when she was hot

Last - [img]http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/5459/julia0729ty.jpg[/img]

vid of chick in yellow
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 03:39 PM
i avoid all porn featuring peter north.
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 03:40 PM
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i avoid all porn featuring peter north.

lawl!


I like Krystal Steal
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 03:47 PM
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll awlllllllllllll

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Default 06-02-2006, 04:33 PM
sirus, pm please ed:

oxpass.com was the last for me
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 04:58 PM
first: some erotic stories book. it was waterproofed. pwn.

Last: some random video from flurl.com
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 05:43 PM
first: I found some old FOX Magazines in my garage...

last: Corbin Fisher (or some twinks, cant remember)
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 05:57 PM
first: who the fuck knows

last: [img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/189513003844163a8cc9de3.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 05:58 PM
first: Bible Adventure story book


last: Illustrated Koran
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 06:08 PM
WTF!? Dont you losers have girlfriends that weigh more than 4 ounces!? annoy:
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 06:30 PM
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WTF!? Dont you losers have girlfriends that weigh more than 4 ounces!? annoy:
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Default 06-02-2006, 07:25 PM
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WTF!? Dont you losers have girlfriends that weigh more than 4 ounces!? annoy:
4 ounces? eek:
Yeah, wtf?

...and having a girlfriend doesn't mean you stop jacking off. Just means you jack off when you can't get sex.
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 07:30 PM
exactly. I have a girlfriend and we do have sex, but when were apart I jack off to stay in practice.
  
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