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Default 08-19-2006, 02:38 PM

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Word on the street is that Amish people have guns instead of hands - Is this true?
no, but the women do keep guns up their cooters. That's why they wear really baggy dresses.


  
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Default 08-19-2006, 02:39 PM

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Word on the street is that Amish people have guns instead of hands - Is this true?
no, but the women do keep guns up their cooters. That's why they wear really baggy dresses.
The amish are an untrustworthy bunch. I don't trust them. With their guns, and their clothes that aren't typical. Watch out amish, I'm on to you. ed:
  
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Default 08-19-2006, 03:10 PM

typical Amish scenario

Amish boy: "father, may i borrow the buggy tonite?"
Amish dad: "u know the rules son, u can take it but first u must suck my cock."
Amish son starting to suck his dads dick: "..eww, dad thy penis has shit all over it."
Amish dad: "oh yes...sorry son but i forgot, ur sister has already borrowed teh buggy this evening."

fucken nazi amish... annoy:
  
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Default 08-19-2006, 04:37 PM

rofl 8arce happy:


  
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Default 08-19-2006, 11:58 PM

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Default 08-20-2006, 12:25 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":24fa2]typical Amish scenario

Amish boy: "father, may i borrow the buggy tonite?"
Amish dad: "u know the rules son, u can take it but first u must suck my cock."
Amish son starting to suck his dads dick: "..eww, dad thy penis has shit all over it."
Amish dad: "oh yes...sorry son but i forgot, ur sister has already borrowed teh buggy this evening."

fucken nazi amish... annoy:[/quote:24fa2]

FUCKIN NAZIS!

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Default 08-20-2006, 02:43 AM

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Default 08-20-2006, 03:42 PM

The original Lancaster in England is where it's at, I used to have a girlfriend from around there & I didn't understand a damn word she was saying.
  
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