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Default 11-06-2006, 02:35 PM
[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":7d14a][quote=Arch][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":7d14a]
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28,000 calories a day. ed:
That's either a typo, or a huge exaggeration. It's impossible to consume 28,000 calories per day.[/quote:7d14a]

you can do it, but one day. Everyday sounds like a freaking exaggeration oOo:[/quote:7d14a]

Doubtful. Even if her maintenance (i.e. calorie burning activities) was 2,500 cals which it was probably a little lower... she would be gaining 7.2lbs a day on 28,000 calories.

If you ate nothing but sirloin steak it would take roughly 33 lbs to consume 28,000 calories. Steak is a less calorie dense food than things like butter, ice cream, potato chips, mashed potatos, etc...[/quote:7d14a]
goo thing the article says 'Up to 8,000 calories a day' and not 28,000
  
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Default 11-06-2006, 02:59 PM
[quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":53b49][quote=Arch]
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Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":53b49
28,000 calories a day. ed:
That's either a typo, or a huge exaggeration. It's impossible to consume 28,000 calories per day.
you can do it, but one day. Everyday sounds like a freaking exaggeration oOo:[/quote:53b49]

Doubtful. Even if her maintenance (i.e. calorie burning activities) was 2,500 cals which it was probably a little lower... she would be gaining 7.2lbs a day on 28,000 calories.

If you ate nothing but sirloin steak it would take roughly 33 lbs to consume 28,000 calories. Steak is a less calorie dense food than things like butter, ice cream, potato chips, mashed potatos, etc...[/quote:53b49]
goo thing the article says 'Up to 8,000 calories a day' and not 28,000[/quote:53b49]



The Jews edited it.
  
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Default 11-06-2006, 03:01 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/kirst ... ini_o.html

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Default 11-06-2006, 03:30 PM
[quote="Sgt. Paine":ad186]the legs are ginormous[/quote:ad186]
the beef curtains would be theatre-like in proportion ed:
  
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holy fuck this is interesting
  
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Default 11-06-2006, 04:18 PM
Yeah they fixed it. Had to have been a typo, because 28,000 a day is impossible. 8,000 is still a fuck load of fucking food though, considering 280 lb bodybuilders get about 5-7,000 a day, and they eat like horses.

Even if she ate a Big Mac, large fry, large drink & dessert 3 x a day she would be at 5200-5300 cals.

28,000 calories she would have went from 145 (previous weight) to 220 in about 10 days, or just a little over a week. LOL.
  
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[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8870d][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":8870d][quote=Arch]
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Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":8870d
28,000 calories a day. ed:
That's either a typo, or a huge exaggeration. It's impossible to consume 28,000 calories per day.
you can do it, but one day. Everyday sounds like a freaking exaggeration oOo:[/quote:8870d]

Doubtful. Even if her maintenance (i.e. calorie burning activities) was 2,500 cals which it was probably a little lower... she would be gaining 7.2lbs a day on 28,000 calories.

If you ate nothing but sirloin steak it would take roughly 33 lbs to consume 28,000 calories. Steak is a less calorie dense food than things like butter, ice cream, potato chips, mashed potatos, etc...[/quote:8870d]
goo thing the article says 'Up to 8,000 calories a day' and not 28,000[/quote:8870d]



The Jews edited it.[/quote:8870d]

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Default 11-06-2006, 06:30 PM
Man,I'd still go fucking wild if I laid it on her
  
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[quote="Doctor Duffy":eb828]Man,I'd still go fucking wild if I laid it on her[/quote:eb828]

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Default 11-06-2006, 10:00 PM
fucking seriously. the article said 8,000 calories NOT 28,000. 8,000 calories still is fucking insane. i strruggle to make myself eat 3,500 calories a day...i can't imagine getting in 8,000 a day...holy shit. but she lost 75 lbs and is down to 145 which isn't bad she needs to drop 20 more lbs, a buck 25 is a good weight for most women.
  
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Default 11-06-2006, 11:32 PM
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fucking seriously. the article said 8,000 calories NOT 28,000. 8,000 calories still is fucking insane. i strruggle to make myself eat 3,500 calories a day...i can't imagine getting in 8,000 a day...holy shit. but she lost 75 lbs and is down to 145 which isn't bad she needs to drop 20 more lbs, a buck 25 is a good weight for most women.
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