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Default 02-27-2005, 03:21 PM

Im gonna go out with her again later on tonight. To answer some questions, yeah shes hot and yes im going to continue to see her. Its cool that shes a bit freaky like that in bed, but that shit was surprising to me. I love a womans nice ass, but im not one to go poking and broding inside. those nails have to go, dude this woman needs to communicate, you cant just stick your finger in a dudes ass on the first time, wtf? i consider myself to be very open sexually (hetero), but i know you dont just bust out the toys and whip cream the first time.


i dont have a personal recorder, is there another way to transfer audio from tape to pc? fuck, wheres my mic? if i dont find a way to record it, i will transcribe it. im gonna have to run to radio shack or something, because i need to find a replacement tape or recorder before people start bugging me to put the tape back in the machine.
  
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Default 02-27-2005, 03:27 PM

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...the fuck I dont wanna hear about your sexcapades.....rofl...especially if your taking it in the ass.
rofl, dude i know you and the mrs have the COD sexathon. wheres your Johnny 'wadd' Holmes super dildo with vibrating cunt action???

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Default 02-27-2005, 03:29 PM

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...the fuck I dont wanna hear about your sexcapades.....rofl...especially if your taking it in the ass.
rofl, dude i know you and the mrs have the COD sexathon. wheres your Johnny 'wadd' Holmes super dildo with vibrating cunt action???

[img]http://www.uploadyourimages.com/img/476576nyck_-_johnny_wadd.jpg[/img]
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Default 02-27-2005, 03:32 PM

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...the fuck I dont wanna hear about your sexcapades.....rofl...especially if your taking it in the ass.
rofl, dude i know you and the mrs have the COD sexathon. wheres your Johnny 'wadd' Holmes super dildo with vibrating cunt action???

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Default 02-27-2005, 03:33 PM

ps is your sig quote referring to you? biggrin:


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Default 02-27-2005, 03:41 PM

Madmartagen, make sure she washes her hands if she's gunna make you a
post-coital snack, otherwise you might end up eating your own arse-Vegemite.

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Default 02-27-2005, 03:42 PM

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ps is your sig quote referring to you? biggrin:
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArtic ... EMA-DC.XML

but, it could relate to my obscure and decadent lifestyle. didnt i tell you i decorate my nutsack with lights and frankinscense for christmas?
  
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Default 02-27-2005, 03:43 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":2c63a]Madmartagen, make sure she washes her hands if she's gunna make you a
post-coital snack, otherwise you might end up eating your own arse-Vegemite.

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Default 02-27-2005, 03:45 PM

vegamite is straight fucked up.


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Default 02-27-2005, 03:52 PM

Somebody is talking about their sex acts on a internet forum. Heh, heh..... annoy:
  
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Default 02-27-2005, 04:03 PM

You secretly enjoyed it by what your girl tells me.


  
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Default 02-27-2005, 05:07 PM

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ROFL, never happened to me before but yeah that sucks. i agree with bucknub
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Default 02-27-2005, 05:50 PM

wtf is vegemite?
  
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Default 02-27-2005, 05:53 PM

its some kind of food
  
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Default 02-27-2005, 05:55 PM

LOOKS LIK ESHIT< IMA GONNA HAVE ME SOME PEANUT BUTTAH
  
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