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Default 11-01-2005, 02:49 PM

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i found that pic like 2 weeks ago and its been in the gf1 channel topic
[img]http://ptrance.de/tigc/images/a_gay_winnar_is_yuo.jpg[/img]

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Default 11-01-2005, 02:49 PM

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I only shit in public washrooms if im desperate, and i cover the seat in toilet paper
The toilet paper thing does absolutely nothing, and if I need to drop a bomb in a public restroom or in school I will, there isn't anything to be embarrassed about FFS.
Yea but there is the fact that someone like nyck could have layed his ass on that seat beforehand
LOL rock:

strv takes 10 minutes ripping piece by piece off to cover it and then as he makes his approach the back of his leg hits the edge of the paper and half of it tumbles into the shitter.


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Default 11-01-2005, 02:51 PM

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I only shit in public washrooms if im desperate, and i cover the seat in toilet paper
The toilet paper thing does absolutely nothing, and if I need to drop a bomb in a public restroom or in school I will, there isn't anything to be embarrassed about FFS.
Yea but there is the fact that someone like nyck could have layed his ass on that seat beforehand
LOL rock:

strv takes 10 minutes ripping piece by piece off to cover it and then as he makes his approach the back of his leg hits the edge of the paper and half of it tumbles into the shitter.
No actually i have no anus muscles, so i scoop the feces out with a spoon and drop them into the toilet bowl.


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Default 11-01-2005, 02:59 PM

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I only shit in public washrooms if im desperate, and i cover the seat in toilet paper
The toilet paper thing does absolutely nothing, and if I need to drop a bomb in a public restroom or in school I will, there isn't anything to be embarrassed about FFS.
Yea but there is the fact that someone like nyck could have layed his ass on that seat beforehand
LOL rock:

strv takes 10 minutes ripping piece by piece off to cover it and then as he makes his approach the back of his leg hits the edge of the paper and half of it tumbles into the shitter.
No actually i have no anus muscles, so i scoop the feces out with a spoon and drop them into the toilet bowl.[/quote:9a0e6]
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Default 11-01-2005, 03:00 PM

Gerv does the Tubg*rl on himself in the bathroom


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Default 11-01-2005, 03:01 PM

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I only shit in public washrooms if im desperate, and i cover the seat in toilet paper
The toilet paper thing does absolutely nothing, and if I need to drop a bomb in a public restroom or in school I will, there isn't anything to be embarrassed about FFS.
Yea but there is the fact that someone like nyck could have layed his ass on that seat beforehand
LOL rock:

strv takes 10 minutes ripping piece by piece off to cover it and then as he makes his approach the back of his leg hits the edge of the paper and half of it tumbles into the shitter.
No actually i have no anus muscles, so i scoop the feces out with a spoon and drop them into the toilet bowl.[/quote:156df]
oOo: lmao[/quote:156df]
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Default 11-01-2005, 03:22 PM

if i went there i would be pissing on them, not the urinals. its the closest i can get to my golden shower fantasies cry:


  
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Default 11-01-2005, 07:24 PM

*pisses on anti*


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Default 11-01-2005, 07:38 PM

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Default 11-01-2005, 07:41 PM

THE MUMMYCAT RETURNS
  
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[quote="Mr.Buttocks":5b221]THE MUMMYCAT RETURNS[/quote:5b221]

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Default 11-01-2005, 11:10 PM

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as he makes his approach the back of his leg hits the edge of the paper and half of it tumbles into the shitter.
ROFL! so true, i so give up on doing that lol, i just hover...than my legs are sore for the following days.


  
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Default 11-02-2005, 09:01 AM

Pissing in urinals doens't bother me...if you're drunk it usually sparks conversation for some stupid reason.

Never had like a guy come up trying to conjure up a gay moment or speech yet though.

I like dumping in public places only if it is worked cuz i like getting paid to shit.


  
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Default 11-02-2005, 11:57 AM

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i found that pic like 2 weeks ago and its been in the gf1 channel topic
[img]http://ptrance.de/tigc/images/a_gay_winnar_is_yuo.jpg[/img]

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Default 11-02-2005, 12:20 PM

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The toilet paper thing does absolutely nothing, and if I need to drop a bomb in a public restroom or in school I will, there isn't anything to be embarrassed about FFS.
explain to me how the toilet paper thing does "nothing". When i take a shit in a public bathroom, i build a fuckin' birds nest to sit on top of. I don't want my bare ass to come in direct contact with the toilet seat.

And as for pissing, i'll do it anywhere. The world is my urinal !


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