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View Poll Results: How will you be celebrating Festivus?
Loathing, alone in my room. Angy that everyone else is happy but me 2 7.14%
Unwrapping presents and visiting relatives for a couple days 10 35.71%
Wrestling my father in the living room in a Feats of Strenght competition 3 10.71%
Picketing a local bagel shop 0 0%
Donating to "The Human Fund" 3 10.71%
Other 0 0%
afrodj13 10 35.71%
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having about 15 people over for dinner, then watching Da Bears win another one!!!!!!!
  
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Unwrapping presents and visiting relatives for a couple days....
  
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Default 12-22-2005, 03:44 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":f3562]
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polish grandmas hous eon the 24th...scottish grandmothers house on the 25th...
Tell your Polish grandma that Poland sucks and should have fought harder against the Russians and Germans in Septermber 1939
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if they fought harder i wouldn't of been born...so fuck that.


  
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Default 12-22-2005, 04:05 PM

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polish grandmas hous eon the 24th...scottish grandmothers house on the 25th...
Tell your Polish grandma that Poland sucks and should have fought harder against the Russians and Germans in Septermber 1939
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if they fought harder i wouldn't of been born...so fuck that.[/quote:832ce]
I believ that was the point oOo:
  
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polish grandmas hous eon the 24th...scottish grandmothers house on the 25th...
Tell your Polish grandma that Poland sucks and should have fought harder against the Russians and Germans in Septermber 1939
spank:

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if they fought harder i wouldn't of been born...so fuck that.
I believ that was the point oOo:[/quote:3efc1]

Well...i doubt if Poland tried their best (which they probably did) they wouldn't of still stood a chance...like...really. hoes take off your clothes hoes get naked.


  
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polish grandmas hous eon the 24th...scottish grandmothers house on the 25th...
Tell your Polish grandma that Poland sucks and should have fought harder against the Russians and Germans in Septermber 1939
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if they fought harder i wouldn't of been born...so fuck that.
I believ that was the point oOo:
Well...i doubt if Poland tried their best (which they probably did) they wouldn't of still stood a chance...like...really. hoes take off your clothes hoes get naked.[/quote:82d65]
no, I mean he said that because if they had then you wpuldnt have been born oOo:
  
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Default 12-22-2005, 04:10 PM

http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/Festivuspoles.htm

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[img]http://www.festivus.biz/challenge.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 12-22-2005, 05:09 PM

"'Twas the night before Festivus and all through Queens,
Not a Costanza was yelling...as strange as it seems.
The family was sleeping, just waiting for light.
Saving their strength for the upcoming fight.

At the crack of dawn on December twenty-three,
Frank put up the pole... instead of a tree.
Estelle prepared the meal that would start the rite,
Not a laugh or a smile was anywhere in sight.

George dreaded this hour that came every year,
The airing of grievances would soon be here.
Frank stood at the table and bellowed outloud,
"So who's got a complaint amongst this crowd?"

"You two are crazy and have wrecked my life!",
Cried George at his parents who mocked him for spite.
"A Lloyd Braun you'll never be " was Estelle's refrain,
"Why should I try,ma?... the guy's insane!"

"Enough with the grievances," Frank said with some glee,
"Now which one of you two is wrestling me?"
"So feats of strength you want? Let them begin here,
"It's your turn to fight him, mom... he beat me last year."

The battle was started, the screaming was lyrical,
The fact no one got hurt was .... ANOTHER FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!!!
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