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Default 06-21-2006, 01:53 PM

At age 63, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 02:00 PM

Josh: At age 51, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.


  
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Default 06-21-2006, 02:13 PM

Victor: At age 73, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.


Go me.


  
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Default 06-21-2006, 02:14 PM

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Victor: At age 73, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.


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Default 06-21-2006, 02:16 PM

Miyagi: At age 54, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

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That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 02:22 PM

At age 62, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.


  
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Default 06-21-2006, 04:04 PM

Whatada, at age 69 you will be electrocuted to death by captain planet's pen0rz.



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Default 06-21-2006, 04:24 PM

M79: At age 80, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Michael: At age 99, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Mikey: At age 56, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.


  
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Default 06-21-2006, 04:37 PM

Die from [img]http://myspace-949.vo.llnwd.net/00794/94/91/794631949_l.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 04:45 PM

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Hah! Im dying before all you bastards!

Chris: At age 33, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal
Shawn: At age 34, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

I read the thread before I posted mine seeing if I got it early...

I hope brittany is a decent milf when im 34...id probably rather have her sister when im that old.


  
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Default 06-21-2006, 04:47 PM

Whos brittany?




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 04:50 PM

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Whos brittany?
ti's the way my cousin spells her name so im used to writing it that way


  
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Default 06-21-2006, 04:56 PM

nick: At age 39, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 05:20 PM

Jake: At age 81, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 06:08 PM

Robert: At age 51, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it eek:

Madmartagen: At age 36, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus ed:
  
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