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Default 09-04-2002, 09:05 PM

[quote="Pfc.Green":72fc9][quote="Recycled Spooge":72fc9]I find it funny when people call others "homo". It really shows their preteen age.[/quote:72fc9]

Well considering I cant be a preteen (im 18) And you would know why me and others call Ed a homo if you read through some (most of Eds posts).[/quote:72fc9]
Really? Prove to me that Ed is a *real* homosexual. Use a quote that states he is a homosexual. I called you a preteen because you act like one with your little "homo comments".
  
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Default 09-04-2002, 10:13 PM

LOL! Spooge is back alright biggrin:
  
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Default 09-04-2002, 10:16 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":d6aa3]
Really? Prove to me that Ed is a *real* homosexual. Use a quote that states he is a homosexual. I called you a preteen because you act like one with your little "homo comments".[/quote:d6aa3]

Ed's gonna "love" you, if I were you I'd run.
  
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Default 09-04-2002, 10:19 PM

Lol, I love you Spooge. Like a man loves his pets...
  
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Default 09-04-2002, 10:52 PM

So...uhhh, what the hell is this all about ??
  
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Default 09-04-2002, 10:56 PM

Just another useless and tasteless post of someone who is not getting any?
  
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Default 09-05-2002, 01:06 AM

Hey! Speak for yourself, buddy! hake:
  
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Default 09-05-2002, 01:34 AM

time for this thread to go down the shitter. poooooooooooooooooop blah blah blah this thread suks
  
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Default 09-05-2002, 01:16 PM

SO WHERE IS THIS MR. SPECIAL ED? WHY HAS HE NOT COME TO THIS POST TO DEFEND HIMSELF? I WILL TELL YOU! THIS MR. SPECIAL ED IS NOTHING BUT THE CRAVEN MORGREL OFFSPRING OF PESTILENT VERMIN AND A MENTALLY RETARDED PROSTITUTE. MR. SPECIAL ED IS INDEED A “HOMO”, A HOMO-SAPIEN. WHAT IS A MERE MORTAL TO A DIVINE ENTITY LIKE KORVAC? MR. SPECIAL ED COWERS BEFORE THE AWE INSPIRING POWERS OF KORVAC, ALL-FATHER OF THE UNIVERSE. HE TREMBLES AND FOULS HIMSELF AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF KORVACS ARMY OF DESKS. HE COWERS AT A MASSIVE ARMY THAT GROWS EVERY DAY, MAHOGANY EXECUTIVE DESKS, UNASSEMBLED SWEDISH DESKS, ONE-PIECE SCHOOL DESKS STUDDED WITH PETRIFIED DISCARDED CHEWING GUM, AN INSURMOUNTABLE ARMY. WE SHALL HUNT THIS SPECIAL ED DOWN, AND WHEN WE FIND HIM WE FLAY THE FLESH FROM HIM, AND FEED HIS BONES TO MY 3-HEADED CERBERUS CUR TO SUCK THE MARROW FROM.

RUN AND HIDE MR. SPECIAL ED, BUT SOON YOU WILL FEEL WRATH OF KORVAC THE SPLENDID, ALL-FATHER OF THE UNIVERSE, GOD OF THUNDER AND DESKS, PRAISED RULER OF THE CHERUBIM AND SERAFIM ABOVE AND THE DEMONS AND HELL-SPAWNED BELOW.

KORVAC IS YOUR GOD!

P.S. KORVAC IS A FAIR AND JUST GOD AND IN NO WAY DISCRIMINATES AGAINST HOMO-SEXUALS OR ANY OTHER MINORITY GROUP (EXCEPT FOR THE FRENCH).
  
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Default 09-05-2002, 02:02 PM

Korvac are you a girl eek:
  
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Default 09-05-2002, 02:48 PM

Tripper digs up dead bodies with his shovel than tears their asses open with the shovel, thats how he gets some believe it or not ed: ....... evil:


  
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Default 09-05-2002, 03:33 PM

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Korvac are you a girl eek:
KORVAC IS A HERMAPHRODITE. KORVAC MATED WITH HIMSELF AND BIRTHED THE UNIVERSE.

ALL PRAISE KORVAC!
  
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Default 09-05-2002, 07:36 PM

[quote:a1940]korvac = cavrok

Its almost like cavorkian. Like Star Trek?
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I think Cavorkian is the guy that does the assisted suicide. Dr.Kavorkian. I think you might be confusing it with checkov.

And to Korvac's last post ewwwwwwww. does that make me technically your child because I am part of the universe and mr. Special Ed is your son too, so this is a fight between father and son.[/quote]
  
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Default 09-05-2002, 07:43 PM

ahahahahah korvac that is hilarious
and u know what...no i wont bow down to you...i will never bow to a capitals fan! NEVER I SAY! NNNEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEERRRR
  
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Default 09-05-2002, 07:46 PM

[quote="CaP bUsTa":4d404]ahahahahah korvac that is hilarious
and u know what...no i wont bow down to you...i will never bow to a capitals fan! NEVER I SAY! NNNEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEERRRR[/quote:4d404]

Flames suck more.

EASTERN CANADIAN HOCKEY - except Ottawa they suck - rules all...and maybe we'll go down tothe states and add in colorado, anaheim and boston, they are cool

but anyway, Western Canadian hockey sucks!


  
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