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Default 04-14-2005, 03:21 PM

I wouldn't spend too much money...don't want em to be expecting shit all the time. Maybe she'll end up making bullshit like every week you have an anniversary type thing.


  
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Default 04-14-2005, 03:27 PM

To be honest, Arkan has the best advice. Nothing he has said about women ever has been wrong. He knows what he's talking about, so just say fuck it and take her to McDonald's.
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 06:36 PM

how much are you willing to spend? oOo:

i got some extra $250 if you need that...
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 06:44 PM

6 months is nothing.

I didn't do shit for my 6th month.


  
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Default 04-14-2005, 06:45 PM

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6 months is nothing.

I didn't do shit for my 6th month.
what do you do for an anniversary sort of thing? oOo:
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 06:55 PM

Dinner at a nice restaurant
Bloodletting ceremony
Rough sodomy
Followed by gentle sex for her rolleyes:


Sometimes we do some other stuff but is more or less our average anniversary.







I'm being completely serious.


  
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Default 04-14-2005, 07:02 PM

explain what a bloodletting ceremony consists of oOo:


  
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Default 04-14-2005, 07:04 PM

cutting ourselves and drinking each others blood oOo:


  
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Default 04-14-2005, 07:12 PM

[img]get%20her%20a%20dildo%20dewd%20lolz!!1).jpg[/img]
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 07:20 PM

i got my 6 month coming in 2 months but ill think of it then

i know the day after the anniversary im seeing audioslave so dance:


  
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Default 04-14-2005, 08:58 PM

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Dinner at a nice restaurant
Bloodletting ceremony
Rough sodomy
Followed by gentle sex for her rolleyes:


Sometimes we do some other stuff but is more or less our average anniversary.







I'm being completely serious.
i worry about you
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 09:14 PM

why, its Akuma, they are both into that stuff (him and his gf).

my advice is to take her to the Olive Garden.
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 09:19 PM

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why, its Akuma, they are both into that stuff (him and his gf).

my advice is to take her to the Olive Garden.
Olive Garden rofl. It's good if you like fake Italian food


  
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Default 04-14-2005, 09:23 PM

make her lunch/dinner and write her a nice letter. 6 months is a big deal if you are relationship noobs, but if youve both had experience with dating and romance, then keep it low key but classy. making dinner is a good plus, especially if its more advanced than macaroni with cheese and kool-aide. try pasta and seafood. dont buy her that bullshit flowers and candy, thats just like giving women a handshake. dont expect much from her, but after dinner go out somewhere and try your luck with the romance.
  
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Default ULTIMATE GIFT - 04-14-2005, 09:28 PM

Here, get her a vibrating condom ... she'll love it, trust me.

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