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Default 09-05-2005, 06:57 PM

[quote=Nyck][quote="Scalping Chief":06413]Her email is up there, Someone send her a funny one.[/quote]

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Default 09-05-2005, 07:02 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":65ff7][quote=Nyck][quote="Scalping Chief":65ff7]Her email is up there, Someone send her a funny one.[/quote]

[url="http://nyckwest.com/Pictures/Webpics/dudemachine1.gif"]http://nyckwest.com/Pictures/Webpics/dudemachine1.gif[/url]

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Default 09-05-2005, 07:02 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":f8931][quote=Nyck][quote="Scalping Chief":f8931]Her email is up there, Someone send her a funny one.[/quote]

[url="http://nyckwest.com/Pictures/Webpics/dudemachine1.gif"]http://nyckwest.com/Pictures/Webpics/dudemachine1.gif[/url]

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Default 09-05-2005, 09:09 PM

[quote="Short Hand":974fd][quote="Scalping Chief":974fd][quote=Nyck][quote="Scalping Chief":974fd]Her email is up there, Someone send her a funny one.[/quote]

[url="http://nyckwest.com/Pictures/Webpics/dudemachine1.gif"]http://nyckwest.com/Pictures/Webpics/dudemachine1.gif[/url]

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Default 09-05-2005, 09:39 PM

[quote=Quze]
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Originally Posted by Short Hand":3ef6a][quote="Scalping Chief":3ef6a][quote=Nyck]
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Originally Posted by "Scalping Chief":3ef6a
Her email is up there, Someone send her a funny one.
[url="http://nyckwest.com/Pictures/Webpics/dudemachine1.gif
http://nyckwest.com/Pictures/Webpics/dudemachine1.gif[/url]

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Some good shit, boys.[/quote:3ef6a]lmaoooooo +1 nyck


  
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Default 09-05-2005, 10:50 PM

rofl, post responses if you get any.
  
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Default 09-05-2005, 11:43 PM

[quote=Nyck][quote="Scalping Chief":afccc]Her email is up there, Someone send her a funny one.[/quote]

[url="http://nyckwest.com/Pictures/Webpics/dudemachine1.gif"]http://nyckwest.com/Pictures/Webpics/dudemachine1.gif[/url]

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Default 09-05-2005, 11:46 PM

You suck at college pranks
  
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Default 09-05-2005, 11:57 PM

Filling a room with genetic clone mixes of the super gay guy from Straight Eye and Paul Newman, then covering the prankee in human shit, and glueing the door shut...


..that's a prank.



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Default 09-06-2005, 03:13 AM

What an asshat. Why oh why would you tell anyone you shot a load in your shorts, then let alone sleep in it?? As for the he/she, perhaps he should've kept that to himself unless he was blasted and had that for an excuse.

Back in the day, Arkan went to a party and got pretty plastered. As i was leaving, this mutt of a chick decided to accompany me. As i was stumbling through this condo complex, i kept telling myself: "self, i know you're drunk and horny but please don't fuck this chick, you'll never live it down". So, as i was cutting through a dark tennis court, the smaller head took over, so in my wisdom, i decided to let her blow me instead. After i dumped my load in her mouth, i hurried home to distance myself from her. When i woke, i felt pretty good that i didn't kiss or fuck her. I still had my dignity !!


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Default 09-06-2005, 04:57 AM

^^didn't you mention that b4, butt u said then you were blown bi a guy?
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 07:19 AM

I think I might've posted these sometime before...

- We made one dude's bunk into a working aquarium, complete with goldfish, filter, little blue rocks, and a plastic diver.

- We took apart a guy's room and re-assembled it in the 2nd floor lobby, putting his posters back up and everything.

- We locked a guy in the phone booth and blew baby powder under the door with a hair dryer. This happened on many occasions.

- We taped a guy to a tree, sitting in a chair, wearing only a pair of boxers with hearts on 'em. Hung a sign around his neck saying "I'm a smart-mouthed filthy maggot."

- We stole a Xmas tree from an all girls residence, set it up in our lobby and redecorated it. When the girls came by with campus security they looked at the tree, said "Nope, that's not it", and left.

- Daily, we used to throw bags of cold water on people in the shower and sometimes when they were on the shitter. Getting bagged on the shitter was the worst. The paper would get sogged.

That's all I can remember right now. I'm sure I'll think of other shit we did. Good times *sniff*


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Default 09-06-2005, 01:08 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":ed5fd]^^didn't you mention that b4, butt u said then you were blown bi a guy?[/quote:ed5fd]

What is it with you? Did i fuck your Mother or some shit like that? You're so wrapped up in me and what i say that i'm thinking you're actually some deranged "Arkan" fan. Time for you to come clean you crazy lil' canuck.


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Default 09-06-2005, 01:19 PM

Holy overreaction batman


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Default 09-06-2005, 01:46 PM

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Holy overreaction batman


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