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Default 06-13-2006, 09:48 PM
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coma there is no way in hell you got your dick sucked unless you post pics of the girl
its the one on the right

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Default 06-13-2006, 09:49 PM
paper or plastic?
  
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Default 06-13-2006, 09:51 PM
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Attaboy. What was his name?
She was finnish. I dont remember. But I am amazed how attractive gay guys seem to find me. Off all my friends, I am the only one who they hit on. God help me.
Maybe one of your friends put an "I eat dick" sign on you. Either that or you were sending signals..
Prot..stfu. Coma > you in the female department. I doubt you could get shit..
  
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Default 06-13-2006, 10:35 PM
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Attaboy. What was his name?
She was finnish. I dont remember. But I am amazed how attractive gay guys seem to find me. Off all my friends, I am the only one who they hit on. God help me.
Maybe one of your friends put an "I eat dick" sign on you. Either that or you were sending signals..
Prot..stfu. Coma > you in the female department. I doubt you could get shit..
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Default 06-13-2006, 10:36 PM
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paper or plastic?
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yes snipes?
  
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Default 06-14-2006, 12:12 AM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8770b]
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coma there is no way in hell you got your dick sucked unless you post pics of the girl
its the one on the right

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Holy shite.
Looks like the battle of Stalingrad on her fucking face...

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Did you get laid? Not getting laid in Ibiza is like not getting drunk in Newfoundland.
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Default 06-14-2006, 01:52 AM
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yes snipes?
Do you even know Prot personally? How the fuck would you know if he gets action or not? oOo:
  
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Default 06-14-2006, 05:51 AM
[quote="Eight Ace":05bf5]did u cum in her mouth coma?[/quote:05bf5]
no, she made me wear a condom.

PS Wow @ thread. I expected a lot more "I thought you were deasd... AND I WAS GLAD LOLL" spam.
  
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Default 06-14-2006, 05:55 AM
who the fuck gets head with a condom on? lawl i hope s(he) liked the taste on condom lube

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[quote="Simo Häyhä":d2f3d]who the fuck gets head with a condom on? lawl i hope s(he) liked the taste on condom lube[/quote:d2f3d]
her choice, she was afraid I might have AIDS or something. Cant be too careful in Ibiza, I guess
  
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Default 06-14-2006, 07:09 AM
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Do you even know Prot personally? How the fuck would you know if he gets action or not? oOo:
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Default 06-14-2006, 07:50 AM
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who the fuck gets head with a condom on? lawl i hope s(he) liked the taste on condom lube
her choice, she was afraid I might have AIDS or something. Cant be too careful in Ibiza, I guess[/quote:7c209]

dumb bitch, one look at you would obviously rule out you ever getting aids

ps. by him saying he got head, he means his buddy got head and he just stood next to him with his hand on his shoulder watching.

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