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Default Heads Up: Girls Gone Wild being released in to Civilization - 04-07-2006, 09:54 AM

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46936

LOL! The onion actually comes up with some LOL for once in awhile. Its funny because its true.

"When we first brought them into our clinic, they could barely function beyond baring their breasts, and they communicated solely through loud, sustained hoots."
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"Rescue volunteers identified the Girls Gone Wild by their torn tank tops, threadbare Daisy Duke-style cutoff shorts, hair extension plumage, and bright orange skin with patterned lower-back markings."
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"Trainers gently conditioned them not only to reduce breast baring, but also to shower alone instead of in pairs or threesomes, and to drink from glasses rather than from each other's navels."


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Default 04-07-2006, 10:15 AM

I got a shot in my ass today loney:
  
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Default 04-07-2006, 10:33 AM

"The onion actually comes up with some LOL for once in awhile."

Onion is always funny.
  
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Default 04-07-2006, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Machette
"The onion actually comes up with some LOL for once in awhile."

Onion is always funny.
alot of their shit now is dumb, They have some hilarious things on once in awhile now, but not the gold mine it was a couple years ago


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