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Default 10-30-2002, 10:42 PM

wake up

sleep first period

sleep second period

physics test

lunch

sleep through Hamlet readining in english

home

go over to Shanes and play some music there (he has a band and they store all the equipment in his house)

Play THPS 3, get whooped

come home, play vice city

eat

come on computer


  
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Default 10-30-2002, 11:45 PM

hey i just realized im a huge disappointment
  
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Default Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY HONEY! - 10-31-2002, 07:34 AM

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":ae43e]blah, blah, blah, blah.........[/quote:ae43e]

*v-4-1* "Is that all you got?"

*v-4-5* "Come back when you've had some target practice!"
  
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Default Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY HONEY! - 10-31-2002, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by "MR. SPECIAL ED":090e1
blah, blah, blah, blah.........
*v-4-1* "Is that all you got?"

*v-4-5* "Come back when you've had some target practice!"[/quote:090e1]

Dont be mad at me cause you like your pussy to have more FUNK than James Brown.
  
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Default 10-31-2002, 08:33 AM

Some peolpe take showers in the morning. Big talk from someone that pissed himself.
  
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Default 10-31-2002, 08:41 AM

[quote:d767a]Some peolpe take showers in the morning. Big talk from someone that pissed himself.[/quote:d767a]

Some. Just not your wife. Gotcha.

And it's not like I had some hooker lick my leg after me willy went all wild.

Although...

Hell better to be the giver of funk than the receiver. You my friend, are a PURE FUNK lover.
  
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Default Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY HONEY! - 10-31-2002, 09:23 AM

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":88cc1][quote=pest]
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blah, blah, blah, blah.........
*v-4-1* "Is that all you got?"

*v-4-5* "Come back when you've had some target practice!"[/quote:88cc1]

Dont be mad at me cause you like your pussy to have more FUNK than James Brown.[/quote:88cc1]

haha thats the funniest thing ive heard in a long time
  
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Default 10-31-2002, 09:32 AM

The things we learn from you Ed, we are truley grateful.
  
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Default 10-31-2002, 09:36 AM

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":9aed3]

Hell better to be the giver of funk than the receiver. [/quote:9aed3]

Thats true. Personally, I like to spit in frozen dinners, reseal them and put them in the work fridge. ed:
  
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Default 10-31-2002, 10:02 AM

Hmm, lemme sum up what i did yesterday. Got up for work, took a shower then drove the 15 minutes in with no traffic. Had something to eat once i got there. read the paper, went downstairs to the gym during lunch, then came back and actually ate lunch. Read some more of the paper and talked to a few co-workers till it was time to leave. Left at 3:00 and was in my front door by 3:15. Went to therapy for my ankle (injured it on the job.....go figure!!) and was home by 5:00 just in time for dinner. Played with the kid after dinner racing slot cars until around 8:00. Kissed the kid goodnight, went on the computer till 9:00, took a shower, watched "Gone in 60 Seconds" on DVD and "played" with the wife 'til we fell asleep.

Man, i live a boring life!! wink:


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Default 10-31-2002, 10:18 AM

OK, this was what yesterday was like for me....
10:00am woke up
10:02am phoned in sick
10:00am watched some TV (price is right owns!)
11:00am ate some lunch
11:15am sat on toilet and prepared for deployment
11:16am deployed, successfully
11:45am still in bathroom reading an article on how to cook dinner on your engine.
12:01pm coughed up my left lung
1:00pm stripped naked and played vice city
2:45pm coughed up my right kidney
3:58pm sold my kidney on ebay for $4,678
4:20pm well..... do i need to explain?
5:00pm fell asleep on the couch covered with cheetos
11:00pm woke up, scratched my kischkas.
11:05pm browsed these forums
2:45am dozed off, dreaming about spending my kidney money.

the precedeing text is not to be taken seriously.
  
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Default 10-31-2002, 10:34 AM

YESS!!!!!!!!!!

BOSS GONE TODAY!!!!!

FREE DAY!!!!!!!

ROCK OUT!!!!!!
  
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Default 10-31-2002, 10:52 AM

here's my last Thursday:

I woke up at 0-dark-thirty, proceeded to the university at 0730 (otherwise you can't park)
First class at 0830
followed by damn early breakfast so I could make a boring ass Calc 3 lecture at 1130. Followed by a 5 hour Chemical Analysis lab, and then a Calc 3 exam at 1930.

overall a crappy day (but at least I aced Calc3 biggrin: )
  
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Default 10-31-2002, 02:31 PM

[quote:7b52c]Trust me when some of you (God willing - cause Lord knows some of you pent up folks [Green, Law, Von Meyer, the late Sh3ll-Shock] need it) get to that point, you will know 100% what I am talking about.
[/quote:7b52c] lmao i have kids and many girlfriends. i get laid more than you i garantee. buy a car you loser. maybe you could take a chick out on a date.
but try not to shit yourself on it.
  
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Default 10-31-2002, 02:42 PM

[quote:28056]lmao i have kids and many girlfriends. i get laid more than you i garantee. buy a car you loser. maybe you could take a chick out on a date.
but try not to shit yourself on it.[/quote:28056]

I believe this 100%. No, I seriously do. Cause remember, AUNTIE is a former hooker and you know hookers have to be GORGEOUS for short, bald, middle aged white men to spend money to sleep with them. I mean, they're not JUST looking to get their dick sucked or jerked, they want to PERSONALLY sleep with that SPECIFIC person. Du'H.

So. Law comes from WHORE genes, and this is why I believe he has a ton of kids, and ever more babies mommas.
  
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