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Default 11-09-2002, 03:34 PM

Also on a side note, she was going out with my freind David a little bit ago, during the summer. And everyday she'd call me up and want ME to come over and hang with her, well I never caught onto the liking me thing, so I just ignored it for a while. When this all came into view, I relized that wanted to fuck round on my freind. Thats pretty messed up now that I think about it.
  
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Default 11-09-2002, 03:37 PM

She's a SLUT...Booooong! cool:
  
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Default 11-09-2002, 03:42 PM

To much Jay and Silent Bob
  
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Default 11-09-2002, 03:44 PM

Fan since Clerks biggrin:
  
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Default 11-09-2002, 03:48 PM

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
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15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.
  
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Default 11-09-2002, 04:02 PM

I liked mall rats!

So my cousin was on a plane to New Mexico
When all sudden the hydrolics give out on the plane
So seeing this as his last moment to live, he whips it out and starts jerking it
So everyone on the plane sees him doing this and they start jerking it to!
Then, bam! The hydrolics kick in
Everyone never spoke of it again!

Well?
Well what?
Did he cum?
Jesus Christ Gale theres some things you don't talk about in public!
  
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Default 11-09-2002, 04:04 PM

Hehe, that song began in Clerks, as Improv, by Jason Mewes (Jay)

SO funny!

Dante: Hey! Are there any balls down there?

(Dante to Jay, after the hockey ball was hit off the roof)

Jay: Yeah, bout' the biggest pair you ever seen, Dingleberry!
  
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Default 11-09-2002, 07:34 PM

jesus christ butters how old are you two, 12? i mean she sounds retarded and i think she reads too many girly magazines on commitment to brainwash her but jeez, grow up, both of ya, especially her though..

btw tripper babe, thats a real nice sig and with the Tribe inclusion, u are the man!!!!!!!!!

im drunk


That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
  
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Default 11-09-2002, 07:54 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":8b85a]
im drunk[/quote:8b85a]

Good job buddy.
  
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Default 11-09-2002, 07:58 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":e5a04]
im drunk[/quote:e5a04]

I should be.
  
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Default 11-09-2002, 08:59 PM

[quote:afdb4]btw tripper babe, thats a real nice sig and with the Tribe inclusion, u are the man!!!!!!!!! [/quote:afdb4]

Yeah, I couldn't forget Ali, Tip & Phife.
  
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Default 11-09-2002, 11:05 PM

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