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View Poll Results: How often do you pump the porpise?
1 - 5 time a week 5 21.74%
5- 10 times a week 11 47.83%
10 - 15 times a week 2 8.70%
15 - 20 times a week 0 0%
20 + times 5 21.74%
Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll

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Default 12-09-2002, 03:29 AM
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sori my comp was being gay when i pressed submit so i pressed back and submit again thats why it did it sori..
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[quote:cba10]sori I was being gay when i pressed submit so i pressed back and submit again thats why it did it sori..I'm a fag[/quote:cba10]
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 03:33 AM
The sad thing is that 6 people voted.... I know this because i clicked the "View Results" button.
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 03:55 AM
...my new years resolutions will be to stop wanking and smoking,
...I'm a twenty-a-day man.....plus I smoke like a chimney.... eek:
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 04:24 AM
Heh, me too I gotta quit, smoke too much (pack and a half a day), it's eating all my money, and I don't wanna be one of those guys who cough up bile every morning.
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 05:54 AM
are we going to start flaming people about wacking off? biggrin:
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 05:57 AM
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are we going to start flaming people about wacking off? biggrin:
of course not, we're just going to kill whitey for inquiring about it
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 06:24 AM
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Once a day.

I love "spending quality time by myself" biggrin:

PS. Don't forget to mention how YOU do next time...
ROFL 20+ happy:
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 06:26 AM
masterbation is wrong! help fight the war on masterbation!
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 06:29 AM
please stop posting that link, it makes me cry
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 06:46 AM
hehe
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 07:02 AM
2-3 times a day
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 01:35 PM
from the "hatemail section" of that website ROFL:

YOUR WEBSITE IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. I WISH I COULD MEET YOU AND YOUR GOD THAT SAYS MASTUBATION IS BAD SO I COULD BLOW A HUGE LOAD OF CUM IN YOUR FACE. I JACK OFF IN YOUR BABY DAUGHTERS MOUTH. ILL STICK MY DICK IN YOUR ASS AND RIP IT OPEN BITCH. IM JACKING OFF RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY DICK UNTILL YOUR WOODEN TEETH FALL OUT AND YOUR TONSILS ARE BRUISED INTO BLOODY PULP. GO SUCK A DONKEYS DICK. I LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL. I WILL TAKE AN ANTI ERECTION RING AND STICK IT INTO YOUR DIRTY HAIRY ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOD. FUCKING NAZIS SUCK MY PUNK DICK FUCK GOD

---Austin

oh my god that is some funny funny stuff!!!!!!
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 02:35 PM
Property Seizure: Many police departments will seize the cars and homes of people who are caught with drugs. Americans For Purity has called for the homes and cars of people who are caught Masturbating to be taken away without due process and auctioned off, with the money going to anti-Masturbation law enforcement.


biggrin: Rememebr, that will happen biggrin:
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 02:57 PM
Hey, it would produce more jobs... biggrin:
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 10:08 PM
but put the kleenx industry out of busniness.
  
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