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Default 04-12-2003, 03:00 PM
Lol, that's a great picture..

This is something the Information Minister Said:

"The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the British and American forces were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior.
"I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children."


What fucking booby trap pencils?
  
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Default 04-12-2003, 03:07 PM
Doesn't want them to learn to write, I guess.
  
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Default 04-12-2003, 03:19 PM
i could hear us soldiers using the toilet while he was doing one of his victory speeches. very sad man
  
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Default 04-12-2003, 03:23 PM
I still love this quote:
That guy, whoever:"The game is over!"
Reporter:"what do you mean by the game?"
That guy:"The war!"
  
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I think this deserves my "where's the funny" pic
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/whereshtefunny.jpg[/img]

there you go buck
  
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Default 04-12-2003, 04:55 PM
NEWS UPDATE: Minister to host Saturday Night Live. biggrin: (j/k of coarse) I wonder what the hell this guys issue is that he thinks hes whooping us.
  
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Default 04-12-2003, 06:13 PM
his issue is there's a gun pointed to his head
  
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Default 04-12-2003, 06:35 PM
I really hope he is captured alive.

Could you imagine him in court being tried?......on live tv.
  
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Default 04-12-2003, 06:38 PM
impossible. he cant have a gun pointed to his head, saddamn has no control over him or his family, he can choose to do whateevr he wants, but he chose to be a fat fuck.
  
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Default 04-12-2003, 07:05 PM
[quote="Captain Bunny":38c75]I really hope he is captured alive.

Could you imagine him in court being tried?......on live tv.[/quote:38c75]

CNN and MSNBC would have a battle on who would buy the rights to broadcast it.
  
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Default 04-13-2003, 04:45 AM
That's a beautiful fucking sig, Captain Bunny
  
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Default 04-13-2003, 09:18 AM
[quote="Captain Wilkins":ceabb]That's a beautiful fucking sig, Captain Bunny [/quote:ceabb]

It dances perfectly to "Get Busy". lol.


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Default 04-13-2003, 10:00 AM
[quote="Maj. Winters":491f7][quote="Captain Wilkins":491f7]That's a beautiful fucking sig, Captain Bunny [/quote:491f7]

It dances perfectly to "Get Busy". lol.[/quote:491f7]

heh nice. i like sig dancers.
  
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Default 04-14-2003, 04:02 AM
I beleive he is the person who said that Saddam and Bush should settle their differences through a dual. lol. biggrin:
  
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Default 04-14-2003, 10:48 AM
This Minister for Information will have his own TV show by the end of this.
  
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