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Default 05-02-2003, 05:24 PM

Well if he was there for 5 days you can expect that he was pretty tired. Try staying in one spot for 5 days with little food and water. So he could have been so fatigued that he might not have felt pain as a normal person would have.
  
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Default 05-02-2003, 07:17 PM

Personally I think I am to much of a chicken shit to cut my own arm off, but I might if the situation arose.
  
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Default 05-02-2003, 07:54 PM

1) 800lbs. boulder falling on his arm. It crushed all the bones, muscles, and most importantly nerves. It hurt but he was spared a ton of pain.
2) no water for 2 days, he had maybe 8 hours left to live no matter what
3) He was alone
4)If he was gonna die, it would have happened already from shock, he didnt die.
5) HE had a knife and was willing to lose a limd for a life.
6) hes a mountain climber, he risks his neck everytime he does it.
The guys got more tha nbig balls, his are made of granite. I would probably have cut my arm off. Knowing me It would be as I died of dehydration.
  
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Default 05-02-2003, 08:26 PM

But what if for some reason you had to cut your penis off to live, would you do it or die.


  
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Default 05-02-2003, 08:43 PM

Ugh. . .did he think after the 4th day "Man, this 800-pound boulder isn't budging!" heh
  
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Default 05-02-2003, 09:11 PM

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":d2e12]But what if for some reason you had to cut your penis off to live, would you do it or die.[/quote:d2e12]

uh, and what situation would require this?
  
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Default 05-02-2003, 09:16 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":6f3e3][quote="Cpt. Obvious":6f3e3]But what if for some reason you had to cut your penis off to live, would you do it or die.[/quote:6f3e3]

uh, and what situation would require this?[/quote:6f3e3]
I dont know it was hypythetical.


  
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Default 05-02-2003, 09:16 PM

If a boulder fell on your penis and you were trapped for 5 days with no water.
  
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Default 05-02-2003, 09:16 PM

while having oral sex, Big Martha dies and her mouth is clamped down on your schlong. Do you cut it off? Or wait it until you decays?
  
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Default 05-02-2003, 09:21 PM

ureathral rape her
  
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Default 05-02-2003, 09:23 PM

first off i will make sure I am not in any of those situations, and second off, I would do anything to recover the penis because once it's gone its gone. shit, how can a man live without a dick. every guy feels for john bobbit
  
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Default 05-02-2003, 09:41 PM

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while having oral sex, Big Martha dies and her mouth is clamped down on your schlong. Do you cut it off? Or wait it until you decays?
i'd cut her head off and keep it in my pants
  
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Default 05-02-2003, 10:36 PM

that really would hurt, imagine how long it would take to cut off your own arm with a pocketknife oOo:
  
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Default 05-02-2003, 11:37 PM

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that really would hurt, imagine how long it would take to cut off your own arm with a pocketknife oOo:
like the article said, the boulder crushed his arm. So, when he cut his arm, he basically had to cut through tissue and not much bone since it was already broken. YES, that would be painful, but not as much as you would think in my opinion.


  
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Default 05-03-2003, 12:20 AM

i dont know man, that would take massive balls, but like nintey9 said, cant say unless im in the situation
  
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