Hints & Tips on getting and keeping Girls - Page 2

mr.miyagi · 07-22-2003, 09:09 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":2a9cc]...yes, that's good advice from Arkan...THE CLITORIS! , Gentlemen, it's your mission to
A) find it, and B) gently manipulate it till her toes curl and she's primed to, and in fact does,
go off. This objective must be achieved...if not by your "dude", then tongue or fingers
or even Bandalores, will suffice. Just ask yourself...would you like an orgasm with your sex?
...well so would she...IF YOU DON'T MIND!!!

...so there it is Gentlemen, Operation"DEVILS DOORBELL"...good luck.[/quote:2a9cc]
LMFAO devil's doorbell, roger that cap'n. Well my lass has her angel's knockers pierced and I now know not to underestimate the power of the breasticle, they're pretty damn erogenous and loads of girls love em to be sucked n played with. We also had fun with some icecubes...

wintersforge · 07-22-2003, 09:20 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":bdce3]...yes, that's good advice from Arkan...THE CLITORIS! , Gentlemen, it's your mission to
A) find it, and B) gently manipulate it till her toes curl and she's primed to, and in fact does,
go off. This objective must be achieved...if not by your "dude", then tongue or fingers
or even Bandalores, will suffice. Just ask yourself...would you like an orgasm with your sex?
...well so would she...IF YOU DON'T MIND!!!

...so there it is Gentlemen, Operation"DEVILS DOORBELL"...good luck.[/quote:bdce3]

Eight Ace= pure genius. One of the reasons i still lurk on this cesspool...that is classic set fuckin info!

Zoner · 07-22-2003, 09:22 AM

True dat. Devil's Doorbell...HAW HAW! Gold.

ED · 07-22-2003, 10:05 AM

[quote=":Hybrid:":4afeb]deffinitly male shovenist[/quote:4afeb]

I didnt know Strik0r had a shoving problem. Me I prefer chauvinists.

And tell women what they want to hear. Even if youre bad in bed, if you feed into there emotions and their insecurities, youll have their ass doing whatever u want. This is probably why I've had four gf's this year, and have been called assholes by all of them, I dont do that emo shit. The current one I think was a "jokey" asshole, but ya know. I'm sure I'll be on to number five soon.

pest · 07-22-2003, 10:29 AM

Hints & Tips on getting and keeping Girls

Dont follow dating advice you get from an internet gaming board.

07-22-2003, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pest

Hints & Tips on getting and keeping Girls

Dont follow dating advice you get from an internet gaming board.

Heh, that's like an Oxymoron.

mr.miyagi · 07-22-2003, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quze

Quote:

Originally Posted by pest

Hints & Tips on getting and keeping Girls

Dont follow dating advice you get from an internet gaming board.

Heh, that's like an Oxymoron.

who you callin a moron!? biggrin:

Simo Häyhä · 07-22-2003, 01:37 PM

anal sex..they love it

ED · 07-22-2003, 01:39 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":e8113]anal sex..they love it[/quote:e8113]

Tough sell. You'll be lucky to find someone who HASNT tried it and is interested. More than likely youll get someone who REFUSES to do it, because porn stars do it and that makes them slutty. oOo: It is great though, just lube, lube, LUBE!

Judas · 07-22-2003, 02:18 PM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":ecb72]
I dont do that emo shit.
[/quote:ecb72] eek:

CaP bUsTa · 07-22-2003, 02:23 PM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":61708]

I didnt know Strik0r had a shoving problem. Me I prefer chauvinists.

And tell women what they want to hear. Even if youre bad in bed, if you feed into there emotions and their insecurities, youll have their ass doing whatever u want. This is probably why I've had four gf's this year, and have been called assholes by all of them, I dont do that emo shit. The current one I think was a "jokey" asshole, but ya know. I'm sure I'll be on to number five soon.[/quote:61708]
damn ed your a fuckin pimp 4 gf's in the past year
i havnt had one in the past 16 years

07-22-2003, 03:28 PM

[quote="CaP bUsTa":494e4][quote="ED! Ban #127":494e4]

I didnt know Strik0r had a shoving problem. Me I prefer chauvinists.

And tell women what they want to hear. Even if youre bad in bed, if you feed into there emotions and their insecurities, youll have their ass doing whatever u want. This is probably why I've had four gf's this year, and have been called assholes by all of them, I dont do that emo shit. The current one I think was a "jokey" asshole, but ya know. I'm sure I'll be on to number five soon.[/quote:494e4]
damn ed your a fuckin pimp 4 gf's in the past year
i havnt had one in the past 16 years[/quote:494e4]

Ask out a extreamly fat, ugly, chick, and you'll have a g/f in no time!

ED · 07-22-2003, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quze

Ask out a extreamly fat, ugly, chick, and you'll have a g/f in no time!

So your mom is FINALLY available? Fuck I thought that "train" would never end.

Regarding my REAL GF's, and not some mangy dog that sucks dick that Quze calls his "first love" - I'm suprised I haven't been stabbed yet. An ex invited me over to dinner after breaking up with her after I had her take me to get some Carls Junior, and I thought she was plotting to kill me. No fucking joke. But the prospect of sex was high so I said fuck it.

MrLevinstein · 07-22-2003, 06:04 PM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":4bf9e]

So your mom is FINALLY available? Fuck I thought that "train" would never end.

Regarding my REAL GF's, and not some mangy dog that sucks dick that Quze calls his "first love" - I'm suprised I haven't been stabbed yet. An ex invited me over to dinner after breaking up with her after I had her take me to get some Carls Junior, and I thought she was plotting to kill me. No fucking joke. But the prospect of sex was high so I said fuck it.[/quote:4bf9e]

Ed for fucking mod! Here here!

Captain Bunny · 07-22-2003, 09:51 PM

A great way to get a girl is to not try. Ive never known it to be so simple, but i go out, i dont make any effort to talk to girls, i dont sit and stare at every girl that passes, and after a short time, one will come over and start the talking.
This also makes you in control, where as if you ask a girl, she is the one who decides yes or no.