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Default 12-20-2003, 08:52 PM
[quote="Bean 2":acdbb][quote="Short Hand":acdbb]Give him a table saw. Or a Spanking new blender.[/quote:acdbb]

or short hands personal pick, a big black dildo.[/quote:acdbb]


Still mad at me ? Clam down their.
  
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Default 12-20-2003, 09:08 PM
SH = owned
  
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wtf is you sig am?
  
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Default 12-20-2003, 09:12 PM
[quote="Animal Mother":d9e2f]SH = owned[/quote:d9e2f]

very owned...... hake:
  
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Default 12-20-2003, 10:40 PM
...why not some exotic hand relief for your Dad at a discreet rub-and-tuggery...? freak:
  
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Default 12-21-2003, 08:30 PM
I saw the clapper in the store today.( the ultimate last minute gift even though it sucks)
Didn't think they still made those things. biggrin:
  
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Default 12-21-2003, 08:34 PM
I'm getting my dad the Metallica S&M DVD.
  
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Default 12-21-2003, 08:48 PM
gift certificate at like home depot...(don't know if thats an american store)
  
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Default 12-21-2003, 09:17 PM
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gift certificate at like home depot...(don't know if thats an american store)
We have home depot except they sell softcore porn down here. Idk what the sell in canada?
  
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Default 12-21-2003, 09:19 PM
[quote="Bean 2":e3b86]
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gift certificate at like home depot...(don't know if thats an american store)
We have home depot except they sell softcore porn down here. Idk what the sell in canada?[/quote:e3b86]

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Default 12-21-2003, 09:22 PM
Get him a stripper
  
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Default 12-22-2003, 04:04 AM
I wish i got a stripper for christmas, that would own
  
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Default 12-22-2003, 04:21 AM
[quote="Animal Mother":27bc9]I wish i got a stripper for christmas, that would own[/quote:27bc9]

My stepdad actually went to the local Brothel and asked if they did Gift Certificates. He LEGITIMATELY was going to get me one oOo:

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