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Default 02-15-2004, 09:04 PM

funny, I don't recall getting hit as punishment and I turned out OK,
maybe its a result of stupid people breeding and making stupid kids biggrin:
  
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Default 02-16-2004, 07:57 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":09935]maybe its a result of stupid people breeding and making stupid kids biggrin:[/quote:09935]
that explains 90% of taiwans population rolleyes:


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Default 02-16-2004, 08:22 PM

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I hate little kids so much, they hit you in the nuts, pinch your dick, and if you hit them back, you can be sued and you look like an asshole...
? since when have lil kids started touching yor p3n0r? eek:
  
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Default 02-16-2004, 10:56 PM

I was wondering how long it would take someone...

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Default 02-16-2004, 11:01 PM

who is ur daddy and what does he do?
  
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ITS NOT A TUMOR!!!!!


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I AM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!!!!!1
  
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Default 02-16-2004, 11:29 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":49a55]
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I hate little kids so much, they hit you in the nuts, pinch your dick, and if you hit them back, you can be sued and you look like an asshole...
? since when have lil kids started touching yor p3n0r? eek:[/quote:49a55]

I was thinking precisely the same thing.
What...the...fuck...? eek:
  
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Default 02-17-2004, 03:52 PM

My dad used to crack my ass with the belt and coat hanger if I got out of line. My mom would grab my sideburns and walk me around that way if i pissed her off in public. Too much Oprah and Dr. Phil = excuses for not disciplining your kids. I went to Subway for lunch today and saw this 4 or 5 year old kid screaming and wailing like a llittle pig. He was swinging and hitting his mom on her butt, back, leg, everywhere while she was trying to buy him some lunch. Thats the reason why I dont want to ever have kids. That, and because I dont want some fat human baby falling out of my wifes body.
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 12:28 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":b645b]
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I hate little kids so much, they hit you in the nuts, pinch your dick, and if you hit them back, you can be sued and you look like an asshole...
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Since they're so short, thats where their arms go to? i dunno, whenever they bother you, they always do shit like that.
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 04:23 PM

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My dad used to crack my ass with the belt and coat hanger if I got out of line. My mom would grab my sideburns and walk me around that way if i pissed her off in public. Too much Oprah and Dr. Phil = excuses for not disciplining your kids. I went to Subway for lunch today and saw this 4 or 5 year old kid screaming and wailing like a llittle pig. He was swinging and hitting his mom on her butt, back, leg, everywhere while she was trying to buy him some lunch. Thats the reason why I dont want to ever have kids. That, and because I dont want some fat human baby falling out of my wifes body.

I think the thing you saw in the Subway was more caused by braindead parents not letting their kids have sugar-containing things (ie candy) because they believe in the fallacy that is sugar-induced hyperactivity. Just about every time I see a kid trow a fit in a store or fast-food place it's because their parents deny them candy. While the child is also poorly-disciplined, a child should not have to throw a fit because their parents are too fucking stupid to realize that sugar is a normal part of human diets, especially for kids.

I was never limited in how much sugar-containing food I could have, and I was never "hyper". The only major side effect was that I thought trick-or-treating was dumb, while for many kids it is one of the few times that can get all the candy they want, no wonder they get "hyper" from it if they eat it on Haloween and Easter.
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 04:25 PM

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That, and because I dont want some fat human baby falling out of my wifes body.
Well its not gonna come out of her butt..unless you know something we don't. eek:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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