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Default 02-26-2004, 05:31 PM
[quote="SW-14":9bcbf]The thing is, we're in a cul-de-sac[/quote:9bcbf]

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Yeah, I live on a cul-de-sac as well.
cul-de-sac. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 05:34 PM
Plan:

MOLTOV COCKTAIL + THEIR WINDOW= MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 05:35 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":d5bc6][quote="SW-14":d5bc6]The thing is, we're in a cul-de-sac[/quote:d5bc6]

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Yeah, I live on a cul-de-sac as well.
cul-de-sac. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.[/quote:d5bc6]

Do you do anything other than spam?
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 05:39 PM
[quote="SW-14":92acd][quote="Mr.Buttocks":92acd][quote="SW-14":92acd]The thing is, we're in a cul-de-sac[/quote:92acd]

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Yeah, I live on a cul-de-sac as well.
cul-de-sac. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.[/quote:92acd]

Do you do anything other than spam?[/quote:92acd]

your time would be better spent improving desert combat you lazy pig. stop posting nonsense here and go do some work.
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 05:42 PM
werd, he made DC? good job man you are the best.
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 05:45 PM
[quote="Sgt. Paine":7a444]werd, he made DC? good job man you are the best.[/quote:7a444]

ummm he is a dc dev.

everyone let us all point at sgt.paine and laugh.


loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 05:53 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":22d33][quote="SW-14":22d33][quote="Mr.Buttocks":22d33][quote="SW-14":22d33]The thing is, we're in a cul-de-sac[/quote:22d33]

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Yeah, I live on a cul-de-sac as well.
cul-de-sac. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.[/quote:22d33]

Do you do anything other than spam?[/quote:22d33]

your time would be better spent improving desert combat you lazy pig. stop posting nonsense here and go do some work.[/quote:22d33]

All I've seen you post is " calmdown: " or some pointless one-liner.
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 05:54 PM
Sgt. Paine you're a fucking idiot.
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 06:00 PM
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All I've seen you post is " calmdown: " or some pointless one-liner.[/quote:d52fb]

what an outrageous slur. my lawyers have been notified.

holla to ma lawyaaaaaaaa.
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 06:07 PM
I hate when someone parks infront of my house when I need to fucking park there.

It's ok if I don't need it though I hate it ESPECIALLY when the spot infront of their house is vacant.
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 06:17 PM
ignore it and park there anyway
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 06:17 PM
my neighbors have a little ass-hole poodle dog. It roams our suburban neighborhood without a leash or anything. It just walks around on its own. The thing is, it takes a crap specifically on the side-walk! I always get so pissed when it even looks at my house. So, whenever it craps by my side-walk, I take a little hand gardener's shovel and chuck the shit in their driveway.
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 06:24 PM
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write "No Idiot Zone" in chalk on thier side... then later put a fake ticket in thier mailbox for breaking the rule...
Best idea posted. Instead of that lame *shit on their drivewat* shit.
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 06:42 PM
ok sorry to hijack this thread slightly but i have to post a transcript of the conversation i just had with my lawyer. sw-14 you are up to your neck in the brown stuff this time.

[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "Hello"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "Hello Sternford, Mr.B here"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "Ahh hello my friend"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "Listen up! One of the dc dev crew just insinuated that I was some kind of spam-monkey - I mean what the fuck?!!?!"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "Hello my friend. That is a fucking outrageous slur...."


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "I know I used those exact words myself"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: ".....and I would advise you to prosecute this pretentious pious protagonist with EXTREME prejudice!!!!1"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "I like the wa...."


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "In fact, tell this muthafucka that I'm going to go apeshit and set MY muthafuckin lawyer on his bad ass!"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "You mean?"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "You damn skippy hippy! I'M CALLING EDDIE COCHRAN FIRST THING IN DA MUTHAFUCKIN MORNING! DAT'S RIGHT!!!


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "Ummm Sternford....you mean Johnny Cochran riiiiight?"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "I MEAN WHO I MEAN MUTHAFUCKA! EDDIE WILL BE ON THE CASE FIRST THING IN THE AM - YOU GOT THAT BITCH-HO?"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: ...........


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "DO - YOU - HEAR - ME - MUTHA - FUCKA - ???"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "......yes"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: Ok then, hang up the muthafuckin phone and let me ride my ho in peace - goodbye.



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Default 02-26-2004, 06:43 PM
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I hate when someone parks infront of my house when I need to fucking park there.

It's ok if I don't need it though I hate it ESPECIALLY when the spot infront of their house is vacant.
I would hate that too. But our neighbors have never parked in front of their own house, and the only spot directly in front of our house is always occupied by one of our vehicles.
  
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