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Default 03-17-2005, 01:54 PM
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Two men were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Collini, a good man and a Juventus fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"
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isnt it st. patricks day? if so go put on your leprachaun suit and go join some parade you ffn
LOL fuck off biggrin: almost 9pm and i dont drink.

P.s: best use of that smiley ever. biggrin:
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Default 03-17-2005, 02:42 PM
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Why do white people go to black people's garage sales ?







... to get their shit back.
rofl wtf you stole that off me from the joke thread two weeks ago

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GUy and a girl are on a date and the guy drives out to look out point. Everythings going good, they are getting hot and heavy when the girl stops and says.."I'm sorry I have to be honest, Im a hooker and if you want to have sex its gonna cost 25 bucks"
The guy thinks for a second and says Okay and gives her the 25 bucks and they get their fuck on.
They finish and the guy looks at the girl and says "Honey Im sorry but I have to be honest with you now too."
"Im a cabby and its gonna cost you 25 dollars to get your ass home"

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Default 03-17-2005, 03:25 PM
Why couldnt G-Unit ride the bus?




......because they didnt have Fidy Cent!



BWAAAHZING!!@
  
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Why couldnt G-Unit ride the bus?




......because they didnt have Fidy Cent!



BWAAAHZING!!@
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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Whats the difference between a hare and a rabbit?

You can't pull a rabbit out of your ass.

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Default 03-17-2005, 03:34 PM
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Whats the difference between a hare and a rabbit?

You can't pull a rabbit out of your ass.

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Default 03-17-2005, 03:35 PM
Whats this?
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fuck you gerv, go ahead and abuse your powers
  
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fuck you gerv, go ahead and abuse your powers
I was editing my link tardnub. oOo:



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I was editing my link tardnub. oOo:

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Default 03-17-2005, 04:44 PM
Victor, gerv is right...that joke was terrible lol.
  
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oh judas...lol!! the way you picked those words out like that....LOL! ROLF!! sleeping:
  
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oh judas...lol!! the way you picked those words out like that....LOL! ROLF!! sleeping:[/quote:e6449]

nice try again, homo ace. however, you were not able to save face, with your shitty sense of humor, youdisgrace. word , homeboy. catch me on the flip flop.


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