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03-29-2005, 11:48 PM
[quote="Sgt. Duffy":50ecd][quote="Duke_of_Ray":50ecd][quote="Sgt. Duffy":50ecd][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":50ecd]The steps to hooking up:
a) Get a big dick. That whole, "Motion of the Ocean" is bullshit. If it were the case, then how come you always glance at different shows that has women drooling over a 10 foot dong? Besides, I often hear Sorostitutes chattering the next morning over who has the big/small dick. It's like a daily advice session with women. Women are whores, despite their claims that they aren't like men.
b) Get a lot of cash. Even if this means dealing some hordcore drugs, money will attract women. In high school, it's whether or not you're in the right clique. In college, it's all about if you have money or not. That's why most frat guys typically end up with a good-looking broad. If you're not in a frat, but you have a shitload of money, whether from your parents or you're just that damn good at making money, you will blast the Fratdaddies to hell and you will be able to power fuck any Sorostitute on campus.
c) Be an athlete. You get double points if you're black. Notice how women associate having a big penis with athletes. If you happen to be a black athlete, your chances of power fucking a hot white chick athlete goes tenfold. Don't believe me? Head on down to one of the diners on campus, and you'll see.
There is the small factor of the nice guy. I am dating a girl right now that fell for me because I treated her with respect and I make her feel wanted. Having said that, she is not drop-dead gorgeous, and I understand that. I could just as easily transform into one of the categories above and start fisting all the porno-type girls on campus, but the end result is really not that much better. Anyway, if you wanna fuck some hot girls in college, you gotta achieve one of the goals above.[/quote:50ecd]
You are ridiculously wrong! All you are things like self-pride, dignity, and valor to turn the chicks on. Just look at the results
[img]http://myrthco.com/art/topher/roto/pimp'n.jpg[/img][/quote:50ecd]
Teach us more.
You really look like Kenny Hotz from Kenny vs Spenny to me, maybe it is just me though.
[img]http://www.cbc.ca/kennyvsspenny/media/bios_pic_kenny.jpg[/img][/quot
Unfortunately, thats not me. I am a fake, a poser, a man hiding behind thy mask! O', what cowardly fool 'tis I! Let thy demon of death rain down upon me, for I have no longer a will to live! A will to live in shame! A will to be an outcast of society, of my family, of my friends! Blessed is thee, for I am not![/quote:50ecd][/quote:50ecd]
stfu
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03-29-2005, 11:51 PM
nag:
like sarah silverman says in something about mary "4 pound cock"
dance:
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Location: Looking for beans and love.
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03-30-2005, 10:46 AM
[quote="Sgt. Duffy":75b4f][quote="Duke_of_Ray":75b4f][quote="Sgt. Duffy":75b4f][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":75b4f]The steps to hooking up:
a) Get a big dick. That whole, "Motion of the Ocean" is bullshit. If it were the case, then how come you always glance at different shows that has women drooling over a 10 foot dong? Besides, I often hear Sorostitutes chattering the next morning over who has the big/small dick. It's like a daily advice session with women. Women are whores, despite their claims that they aren't like men.
b) Get a lot of cash. Even if this means dealing some hordcore drugs, money will attract women. In high school, it's whether or not you're in the right clique. In college, it's all about if you have money or not. That's why most frat guys typically end up with a good-looking broad. If you're not in a frat, but you have a shitload of money, whether from your parents or you're just that damn good at making money, you will blast the Fratdaddies to hell and you will be able to power fuck any Sorostitute on campus.
c) Be an athlete. You get double points if you're black. Notice how women associate having a big penis with athletes. If you happen to be a black athlete, your chances of power fucking a hot white chick athlete goes tenfold. Don't believe me? Head on down to one of the diners on campus, and you'll see.
There is the small factor of the nice guy. I am dating a girl right now that fell for me because I treated her with respect and I make her feel wanted. Having said that, she is not drop-dead gorgeous, and I understand that. I could just as easily transform into one of the categories above and start fisting all the porno-type girls on campus, but the end result is really not that much better. Anyway, if you wanna fuck some hot girls in college, you gotta achieve one of the goals above.[/quote:75b4f]
You are ridiculously wrong! All you are things like self-pride, dignity, and valor to turn the chicks on. Just look at the results
[img]http://myrthco.com/art/topher/roto/pimp'n.jpg[/img][/quote:75b4f]
Teach us more.
You really look like Kenny Hotz from Kenny vs Spenny to me, maybe it is just me though.
[img]http://www.cbc.ca/kennyvsspenny/media/bios_pic_kenny.jpg[/img][/quot
Unfortunately, thats not me. I am a fake, a poser, a man hiding behind thy mask! O', what cowardly fool 'tis I! Let thy demon of death rain down upon me, for I have no longer a will to live! A will to live in shame! A will to be an outcast of society, of my family, of my friends! Blessed is thee, for I am not![/quote:75b4f][/quote:75b4f]
You have to be Kenny Hotz!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-30-2005, 11:31 AM
lmfao duffy rock:
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03-30-2005, 11:45 AM
Why be a nice guy? Drop your fucking morals and gets some ass.
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03-30-2005, 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KTOG
Why be a nice guy? Drop your fucking morals and gets some ass.
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03-30-2005, 02:11 PM
This entire fact leaves me to wonder why women get sympathy if they are abused. In my opinion they asked for it. They always have better alternatives, and choose the assholes.
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Captain
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03-30-2005, 02:17 PM
You guys are missing the whole thing. Girls really don't want to be treated "special". When you go around kissing their asses, it gets "old" to them and they'll fuck you around. Treat them like they're "one of the guys" and they'll be kissing YOUR ass !!
........it's nice to be in control !!
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03-30-2005, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
Treat them like they're "one of the guys" and they'll be kissing YOUR ass !!
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Unfortunately, none of the girls I know have wangs.
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03-30-2005, 02:42 PM
[quote="Sgt. Duffy":b08c1]
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Originally Posted by Arkan
Treat them like they're "one of the guys" and they'll be kissing YOUR ass !!
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Unfortunately, none of the girls I know have wangs.[/quote:b08c1]
Er Duff.....i didn't mean to "play with them" like you do your friends oOo:
What i meant was......talk to them like they're your buddies.
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03-30-2005, 02:47 PM
It's always good to play the game with them. I really can't explain it, but for some reason making it look like you're not interested makes them come towards you. I guess it's the basic human instinct of what is ofrbidden is always more desired. Think back to when you were a kid and your parents denied you ice cream. You probably bitched and made a fit, because it was not readily available to you. The same thing applies to attracting women. The key is not to distance yourself too far from a girl, because then you've gone the other direction, but giving them mixed signals and making them think different things seems to be a consistent way to hook up with women.
Women don't want somebody to constantly baby them. Don't be a pussy boy. Don't dress like a metrosexual. Let your beard stubble grow out a little. Arkan knows what he's talking about. For those still in high school, if you still have the notion that trying to be sweet and adorable will get their attention then you need to drop that. Act like you are the shit, and that you COULD date her if you wanted, but also make her think that you could also do better, even if you are mad crazy about a girl. This even applies to the very attractive ones. It may be hard to not start having seizures of joy the second a ridiculously hot girl starts talking to you, but if you keep your head level, and approach it as if she were just one out of the many, then chances are she will be much more likely to want to if you were to rather act like a pussy boy and be at her beck and call.
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03-30-2005, 03:55 PM
[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":00790]It's always good to play the game with them. I really can't explain it, but for some reason making it look like you're not interested makes them come towards you. I guess it's the basic human instinct of what is ofrbidden is always more desired. Think back to when you were a kid and your parents denied you ice cream. You probably bitched and made a fit, because it was not readily available to you. The same thing applies to attracting women. The key is not to distance yourself too far from a girl, because then you've gone the other direction, but giving them mixed signals and making them think different things seems to be a consistent way to hook up with women.
Women don't want somebody to constantly baby them. Don't be a pussy boy. Don't dress like a metrosexual. Let your beard stubble grow out a little. Arkan knows what he's talking about. For those still in high school, if you still have the notion that trying to be sweet and adorable will get their attention then you need to drop that. Act like you are the shit, and that you COULD date her if you wanted, but also make her think that you could also do better, even if you are mad crazy about a girl. This even applies to the very attractive ones. It may be hard to not start having seizures of joy the second a ridiculously hot girl starts talking to you, but if you keep your head level, and approach it as if she were just one out of the many, then chances are she will be much more likely to want to if you were to rather act like a pussy boy and be at her beck and call.[/quote:00790]
yeah, the man talks sense. Of course it sounds ultra corny but you just have to get on with things and be yourself, let them come to you but make sure you're available to them, if they want to talk to someone then be on hand to have an honest chat every now and then. Being dependable is a great thing, never try too hard to make them laugh, on the outside look yourself but on the inside YOU'RE THE FONZ.
If you try too hard then it really shows and puts people off. I've found honesty and humour to be the best allies....if they don't dig that then forget em, friendship 1st is the best way as when you're friends then any kind of situation may come along....like 'oh can you pass me the towel mr.miyagi?'
'sure sarah buddy, ok......ooh you don't have any clothes on'
*cue hot wet slippery bathroom snog*
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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03-30-2005, 03:58 PM
lol don't get me wrong here. I nailed the target with my current interest right now. I just thought those articles were pretty interesting.
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