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Default 07-26-2005, 01:43 PM
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hearing that your GF is pregnant for fags to eek:

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Default 07-26-2005, 02:00 PM
There are alternative contraceptives that don't include fucking a piece of latex.



Sex with a condom on shouldn't even count as sex.
  
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Condoms are for sailors
  
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haha wow, they look like arcade prizes
  
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Default 07-26-2005, 07:32 PM
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not in the 90`s austin... well they should those filthy buggers , they travel from port to port
  
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not in the 90`s austin... well they should those filthy buggers , they travel from port to port
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Default 07-27-2005, 01:14 AM
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There are alternative contraceptives that don't include fucking a piece of latex.



Sex with a condom on shouldn't even count as sex.
Christ i remember using a condom, my gf and i had sex with them for a month and she was like fuck this we are using BC pills. I mean the smell of the latex once it gets "wet" is fucking disgusting...ppl can smell sex on you for miles if you dont shower after using a condom.

And swill, go choke on some more e-penis.
  
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Default 07-27-2005, 01:30 AM
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There are alternative contraceptives that don't include fucking a piece of latex.



Sex with a condom on shouldn't even count as sex.
Christ i remember using a condom, my gf and i had sex with them for a month and she was like fuck this we are using BC pills. I mean the smell of the latex once it gets "wet" is fucking disgusting...ppl can smell sex on you for miles if you dont shower after using a condom.

And swill, go choke on some more e-penis.
don't the BC pills help here deal with her periods too---as in feeling better and stuff.
  
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Default 07-27-2005, 04:05 AM
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There are alternative contraceptives that don't include fucking a piece of latex.



Sex with a condom on shouldn't even count as sex.
Christ i remember using a condom, my gf and i had sex with them for a month and she was like fuck this we are using BC pills. I mean the smell of the latex once it gets "wet" is fucking disgusting...ppl can smell sex on you for miles if you dont shower after using a condom.

And swill, go choke on some more e-penis.
don't the BC pills help here deal with her periods too---as in feeling better and stuff.
Yup, at least for my girlfriend. She has shorter, less sever periods with little to no cramps at all. It's nice for both of us. happy:

The emotional shit stays though. stupid:
  
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Default 07-27-2005, 08:13 AM
[img]http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/6237/sundancepenis8yp.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 07-27-2005, 08:29 AM
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WTF... who the hell puts condoms on there heads? oOo:

you've never partied with me before, have you?
  
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