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Default 11-01-2005, 01:56 PM

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pissing at urinals is by far one of the most strangest things men do ... why the fuk would you want to practically expose yourself to another guy ... i dont do it.
wtf grow a pair.

Im usually looking straight down and most of them have fookin side panels.

FFS I remember pissing at MIS and Old Tiger stadium in the big troughs! rock:
yeah haning your dong out infront of 3 4 other dudes makes you a man ... honestly , i dont want someone exposed cock that close me. and if you feel comfortable with someone dong hanging out beside you, you might need to look inward.

doing things that invovle my wang are done in privacy.


and LOL at you having to reassure yourself that you are in fact not looking at other guys wangs.
  
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Default 11-01-2005, 02:02 PM

Im not a fan of public washrooms either. I usually use the stall.
  
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Default 11-01-2005, 02:11 PM

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pissing at urinals is by far one of the most strangest things men do ... why the fuk would you want to practically expose yourself to another guy ... i dont do it.
wtf grow a pair.

Im usually looking straight down and most of them have fookin side panels.

FFS I remember pissing at MIS and Old Tiger stadium in the big troughs! rock:
yeah haning your dong out infront of 3 4 other dudes makes you a man ... honestly , i dont want someone exposed cock that close me. and if you feel comfortable with someone dong hanging out beside you, you might need to look inward.

doing things that invovle my wang are done in privacy.


and LOL at you having to reassure yourself that you are in fact not looking at other guys wangs.
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Default 11-01-2005, 02:13 PM

ya..usually im trying to piss when I step up...not stare at limp dicks

thats cool though. Just go in the stall and while your at it lay down some TP on the seat and hover sit over it just to be sure.


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Default 11-01-2005, 02:14 PM

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ya..usually im trying to piss when I step up...not stare at limp dicks

thats cool though. Just go in the stall and while your at it lay down some TP on the seat and hover sit over it just to be sure.
Wait Wait.. Taking Shits in Public places is a waaaaaay diffrent story. I Will never do it. Ever.
  
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Default 11-01-2005, 02:15 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":01bf3]
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ya..usually im trying to piss when I step up...not stare at limp dicks

thats cool though. Just go in the stall and while your at it lay down some TP on the seat and hover sit over it just to be sure.
Wait Wait.. Taking Shits in Public places is a waaaaaay diffrent story. I Will never do it. Ever.[/quote:01bf3]

no judas is going tinkle.

btw fuck that, nature calls im dropping the duece.


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Default 11-01-2005, 02:16 PM

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ya..usually im trying to piss when I step up...not stare at limp dicks

thats cool though. Just go in the stall and while your at it lay down some TP on the seat and hover sit over it just to be sure.
Wait Wait.. Taking Shits in Public places is a waaaaaay diffrent story. I Will never do it. Ever.
no judas is going tinkle.

btw fuck that, nature calls im dropping the duece.[/quote:88b6f]
I Just cant do it. I feel so embarrased when I blow a huge one and it just smells and is loud.. Makes me so uncomfortable.
  
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Default 11-01-2005, 02:18 PM

I only shit in public washrooms if im desperate, and i cover the seat in toilet paper


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Default 11-01-2005, 02:24 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":d760e][quote=Nyck]
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ya..usually im trying to piss when I step up...not stare at limp dicks

thats cool though. Just go in the stall and while your at it lay down some TP on the seat and hover sit over it just to be sure.
Wait Wait.. Taking Shits in Public places is a waaaaaay diffrent story. I Will never do it. Ever.
no judas is going tinkle.

btw fuck that, nature calls im dropping the duece.[/quote:d760e]
I Just cant do it. I feel so embarrased when I blow a huge one and it just smells and is loud.. Makes me so uncomfortable.[/quote:d760e]


Wel its either take a dump and have a possibility of stinking out the place. Or shit youself, definately stink out the place while having to walk home with what feels like a half ton of warm porridge plastered to your ass, while smelling like you've been rolling in a field of cowshit. You also face the fun and games of having to get a family member to take a hammer and chisel to your arsehole to get the hardened shit off there. Or in the worst case scenario, they'd have to use a pneumatic drill.




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 11-01-2005, 02:36 PM

LMAO...

I have perfected the silent dump....I cant believe some guys come in and fucking tear ass loud as hell. sounds like they are dropping bowling balls into the toilet.


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Default 11-01-2005, 02:36 PM

i found that pic like 2 weeks ago and its been in the gf1 channel topic
  
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Default 11-01-2005, 02:41 PM

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LMAO...

I have perfected the silent dump....I cant believe some guys come in and fucking tear ass loud as hell. sounds like they are dropping bowling balls into the toilet.
If you gotta lay a deuce, you gotta lay a deuce. I just do a scouting mission to see if the bathroom is unoccupied, then I swoop in and take care of business quickly.

BTW, didn't any of you pukes play sports and change or shower in the locker room. WTF is the big deal with nekkidness. As long as you're not staring or pitching tent, who the hell cares. And not using the urinal is just oOo: .
  
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Default 11-01-2005, 02:42 PM

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I only shit in public washrooms if im desperate, and i cover the seat in toilet paper
The toilet paper thing does absolutely nothing, and if I need to drop a bomb in a public restroom or in school I will, there isn't anything to be embarrassed about FFS.
  
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Default 11-01-2005, 02:44 PM

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I only shit in public washrooms if im desperate, and i cover the seat in toilet paper
The toilet paper thing does absolutely nothing, and if I need to drop a bomb in a public restroom or in school I will, there isn't anything to be embarrassed about FFS.
Yea but there is the fact that someone like nyck could have layed his ass on that seat beforehand


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Default 11-01-2005, 02:48 PM

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I only shit in public washrooms if im desperate, and i cover the seat in toilet paper
The toilet paper thing does absolutely nothing, and if I need to drop a bomb in a public restroom or in school I will, there isn't anything to be embarrassed about FFS.
Yea but there is the fact that someone like nyck could have layed his ass on that seat beforehand
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Nyck prolly squirts shit all over the place, trying to emulate peter north..but anally eek:




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