Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page Mothers Day
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old
  (#16)
KTOG is Offline
Captain
 
KTOG's Avatar
 
Posts: 5,824
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
   
Default 05-14-2006, 07:20 PM

anal
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#17)
Bucknub is Offline
Brigadier General
 
Bucknub's Avatar
 
Posts: 10,503
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
   
Default 05-14-2006, 07:46 PM

my moms birthday is on the 19th, fuck..either she gets one special day or none.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#18)
Simo Häyhä is Offline
Colonel
 
Simo Häyhä's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,177
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario, New York
  Send a message via AIM to Simo Häyhä  
Default 05-14-2006, 07:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by KTOG
anal
QUAD ANAL?


www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#19)
Coleman is Offline
Major General
 
Coleman's Avatar
 
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
   
Default 05-14-2006, 08:01 PM

card, carnation, and special treatment


  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#20)
Da_Bian is Offline
Corporal
 
Posts: 952
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Hell
   
Default 05-14-2006, 08:41 PM

sent an email


Stay out of my foxhole, pal!
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#21)
Unknown_Sniper is Offline
Captain
 
Posts: 5,724
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mostly Vermont. Also New Hampshire
  Send a message via AIM to Unknown_Sniper  
Default 05-14-2006, 08:44 PM

I did the dishes and a load of laundry. I dont do these fake holiday things.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#22)
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
   
Default 05-14-2006, 08:53 PM

I called my mom and wished her a happy mothers day. She was at an arm wrestling competition with my stepdad (he was in it, and took 1st place).
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#23)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default 05-14-2006, 08:57 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
I called my mom and wished her a happy mothers day. She was at an arm wrestling competition with my stepdad (he was in it, and took 1st place).
[img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302816580.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img]


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#24)
Bucknub is Offline
Brigadier General
 
Bucknub's Avatar
 
Posts: 10,503
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
   
Default 05-14-2006, 08:58 PM

his arm looks likes like a glistening veiny cock
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#25)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default 05-14-2006, 09:01 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bucknub
his arm looks likes like a glistening veiny cock
funny my cock looks like his glistening veiny arm


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#26)
Bucknub is Offline
Brigadier General
 
Bucknub's Avatar
 
Posts: 10,503
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
   
Default 05-14-2006, 09:01 PM

well, loddy frickin' dah
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#27)
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
   
Default 05-14-2006, 09:09 PM

stop derailing a mother's day thread with posts about cock.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#28)
Unknown_Sniper is Offline
Captain
 
Posts: 5,724
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mostly Vermont. Also New Hampshire
  Send a message via AIM to Unknown_Sniper  
Default 05-14-2006, 09:12 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
stop derailing a mother's day thread with posts about cock.
why they kinda go hand in hand...
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#29)
strvs is Offline
Major
 
strvs's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,388
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: kanaduh
   
Default 05-15-2006, 12:01 AM

some corny relaxation fountain, she really likes it so its coo.


gunfroce1
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#30)
Tripper is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
   
Default 05-16-2006, 12:00 AM

I just got flowers and gave her a hug.
  
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.