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General of the Army
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Location: Ireland
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06-21-2006, 11:34 AM
Gerard: At age 38, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
cry: loney:
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,535
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: new york
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06-21-2006, 11:35 AM
David: At age 84, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.
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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,503
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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06-21-2006, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by guarnere
David: At age 84, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.
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damn, that's pretty accurate
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06-21-2006, 11:54 AM
Paulius: At age 71, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.
Acideyez: At age 85, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
Paul: At age 58, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.
the last one is the most accurate.
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,161
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Detroit, MI
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06-21-2006, 12:03 PM
At age 102, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,535
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: new york
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06-21-2006, 12:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bucknub
Quote:
Originally Posted by guarnere
David: At age 84, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.
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damn, that's pretty accurate
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I'd say! I wish I could just sleep until im 84!
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Major General
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
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06-21-2006, 12:15 PM
Derek : At age 102, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
I'm not Jewish! biggrin:
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Colonel
Posts: 8,441
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Goatse
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06-21-2006, 12:43 PM
[quote="Art Attack":2eec4]Cale Hightower: At age 83, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
oOo:[/quote:2eec4]
Karma, bitch
"CoMa7oSe: At age 55, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years."
OR
"Chris Seitz: At age 91, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish."
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,546
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: California
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06-21-2006, 12:52 PM
I refreshed until I found the most realistic one:
Mark: At age 39, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
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Lieutenant Colonel
Posts: 7,162
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Plymouth, MA
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06-21-2006, 12:53 PM
Andy: At age 91, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
....Sounds about right.
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Senior Member
Posts: 8,792
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Hans-AlbinVonReitzenstein
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06-21-2006, 01:04 PM
tommy: At age 78, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.
Thanks for visiting! Help keep us online, just a quick donation of even a dollar or two helps us out immensely!
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Administrator
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
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06-21-2006, 01:29 PM
Ger: At age 77, in a fire.
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,607
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: MAINE
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06-21-2006, 01:36 PM
Daniel: At age 84, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,202
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
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06-21-2006, 01:41 PM
aM reunion tour? biggrin:
#1 song, you filthy fucking cunt n00b.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,546
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Ohio
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06-21-2006, 01:44 PM
Chris: At age 63, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.
Me = Win
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