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Default 06-21-2006, 11:34 AM

Gerard: At age 38, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.


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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 11:35 AM

David: At age 84, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 11:39 AM

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David: At age 84, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.
damn, that's pretty accurate
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 11:54 AM

Paulius: At age 71, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Acideyez: At age 85, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Paul: At age 58, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

the last one is the most accurate.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 12:03 PM

At age 102, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 12:07 PM

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David: At age 84, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.
damn, that's pretty accurate
I'd say! I wish I could just sleep until im 84!
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 12:15 PM

Derek : At age 102, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

I'm not Jewish! biggrin:


  
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Default 06-21-2006, 12:43 PM

[quote="Art Attack":2eec4]Cale Hightower: At age 83, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.


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Karma, bitch

"CoMa7oSe: At age 55, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years."

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"Chris Seitz: At age 91, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish."
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 12:52 PM

I refreshed until I found the most realistic one:

Mark: At age 39, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 12:53 PM

Andy: At age 91, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.


....Sounds about right.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 01:04 PM

tommy: At age 78, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.
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Default 06-21-2006, 01:29 PM

Ger: At age 77, in a fire.


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Default 06-21-2006, 01:36 PM

Daniel: At age 84, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 01:41 PM

aM reunion tour? biggrin:

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Default 06-21-2006, 01:44 PM

Chris: At age 63, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.


Me = Win
  
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