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They never seemed to bother me.
  
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dude, those are hives
nein. i'm highly allergic to misquito bites.
I used to be that way as a kid with fire ant bites. If one bit me on the thumb, my entire hand would swell up. One time when we were at pee-wee football practice in August I got bit about 5 times and had to run to my parents so they could put ointment on me. The rest of the team laughed at me. Then I came back the next day and broke their legs.
  
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Default 07-16-2006, 04:21 PM
i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.
  
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Default 07-16-2006, 04:23 PM
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Default 07-16-2006, 04:24 PM
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dude, those are hives
nein. i'm highly allergic to misquito bites.
no offensiveness, but hives can occur as an alergic reaction.
  
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i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.

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Default 07-16-2006, 05:16 PM
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i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.
Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.
  
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Default 07-16-2006, 05:21 PM
[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":91b0c]Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.[/quote:91b0c]

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Default 07-16-2006, 05:27 PM
[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":6f730]
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i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.
Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.[/quote:6f730]

Im jacking off to that thought right now with a plastic bag over my head

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Default 07-16-2006, 05:37 PM
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i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.
Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.
Im jacking off to that thought right now with a plastic bag over my head[/quote:c3717]

+5 points if you splooge in the bag and put it over your head.
  
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i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.
Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.
Im jacking off to that thought right now with a plastic bag over my head[/quote:79b26]dont release it.
  
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[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":530c1][quote=Nyck]
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i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.
Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.
Im jacking off to that thought right now with a plastic bag over my head[/quote:530c1]

+5 points if you splooge in the bag and put it over your head.[/quote:530c1]

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Jesus, were you in the holocaust or something? oOo:
  
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either he was in the holocaust, or he is still a teenager [img]http://www.hardwarezone.com/img/forums/styles/hwz/smilies/lick.gif[/img]
  
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Default 07-16-2006, 07:52 PM
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i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.
Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.
Im jacking off to that thought right now with a plastic bag over my head
dont release it.[/quote:6a0ca]

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