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Default 08-09-2006, 10:37 PM
who hasnt dreamed of penetrating a kiwi?

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Default 08-09-2006, 10:49 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":413b5]who hasnt dreamed of penetrating a kiwi?[/quote:413b5]

You're funny.
  
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Default 08-09-2006, 11:52 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":8bc2d][quote="Simo Häyhä":8bc2d]who hasnt dreamed of penetrating a kiwi?[/quote:8bc2d]

You're funny.[/quote:8bc2d]

You're not.

On another note, pyri, you really can't make jokes about what people look like when you're the 20 year old virgin.
  
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Default 08-10-2006, 04:25 AM
WOOLLY TITS
  
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Default 08-11-2006, 01:35 PM
[quote=Tripper][quote="Doctor Duffy":8364e]
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who hasnt dreamed of penetrating a kiwi?
You're funny.[/quote:8364e]

You're not.

On another note, pyri, you really can't make jokes about what people look like when you're the 20 year old virgin.[/quote:8364e]

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I'm had my shots with plenty of girls...just didn't want them in the end...and the ones I did want I fucked up on calmdown:
  
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Default 08-11-2006, 03:32 PM
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who hasnt dreamed of penetrating a kiwi?
You're funny.
You're not.

On another note, pyri, you really can't make jokes about what people look like when you're the 20 year old virgin.[/quote:257c5]

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OK! The 21 year old virgin it is!
  
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Default 08-11-2006, 03:39 PM
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not like Kiwis are hot anyways...
How the fuck do you come up with this shit?

Go blowjob a beaver, you fucking nerdy little ugly midget.
[img]http://www.kidzone.ws/animals/kiwi.jpg[/img]

The kiwi has fine feathers that make it look almost furry. It has no tail feathers and its wings are so small they're typically not very easy to see.

You find this hot?
I want to punch you in the face.
  
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Default 08-12-2006, 01:49 AM
[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":d7144]Get some pussy ffs[/quote:d7144]


lol internet
  
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Default 08-12-2006, 11:31 AM
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who hasnt dreamed of penetrating a kiwi?
You're funny.
You're not.

On another note, pyri, you really can't make jokes about what people look like when you're the 20 year old virgin.
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OK! The 21 year old virgin it is![/quote:0d6fc]

even worse....tripe make sure you go to this parade and take pics
  
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Default 08-12-2006, 03:52 PM
The rule is to wait until marriage.

Just ask Coleman.
  
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Default 08-12-2006, 04:04 PM
Pics or GTFO.
  
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Default 08-12-2006, 04:13 PM
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The rule is to wait until marriage.

Just ask Coleman.
He's a CHRISTIAN. Remember how you famously hate all religions? Yeah.
  
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Default 08-12-2006, 04:17 PM
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The rule is to wait until marriage.

Just ask Coleman.
He's a CHRISTIAN. Remember how you famously hate all religions? Yeah.
So is most of the civilized world. Doens't really fly anymore. Kinda makes you think you don't have control over your own life...like there is no point to existance in the first place.
  
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Default 08-12-2006, 04:18 PM
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The rule is to wait until marriage.

Just ask Coleman.
He's a CHRISTIAN. Remember how you famously hate all religions? Yeah.
So is most of the civilized world. Doens't really fly anymore. Kinda makes you think you don't have control over your own life...like there is no point to existance in the first place.
That's exactly what religion is you dumb shit, trying to find a point in existence. And what do you mean religion doesn't "fly" anymore? It's still one of the biggest influences on human society today..

gunfroce1
  
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Default 08-12-2006, 04:20 PM
I meant only the no sex before marriage part.
  
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