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Default 08-24-2006, 08:44 PM

[quote=Coleman]
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This actually reminds me of a little fight story. In my drunken adventures some kid at a party, about my age, started saying shit to me and all that. The kid pushed me and his friends quickly broke it up. As me and my buddy are walking twoards his car the kid kept talking so I told him to come here and we'll finish it. Just as I said that this dude's gorilla of a brother came up. As soon as I saw him I was reminded of a story that my friends dad told me about his basic training in the Marines in the 60's. All I was thinking about was "fuck it I'm kicking this fucker in the nuts as hard as I can!" Just as I was about to lift my foot up, my friend came out of nowhere like fucking Goldberg and speared the dude in the back and started wailing on the back of his head! Was the craziest shit I ever saw. After that all hell broke loose and fist and feet were flying.

Point is, if you're in a street fight, punch that fucker in the nuts as hard as you can. You're in a fight to win!
reason #457 for me to stay away from alochol.[/quote:c898a]

LOL if you're a violent drunk its a reason. Most non-idiots are happy drunks anyway. I once had a violent-drunk of a friend, and we told him to stop drinking or fuck off, because he kept getting into fights and expecting us to help him.
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Default 08-24-2006, 09:47 PM

HEY FAGGOT ASS COCK SMOKERS THIS IS ABOUT GETTING SUPER PUNCHED IN THE NUTS OR THROAT NOT ABOUT DRINKING YOU FOOKIN QUEERS


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Default 08-24-2006, 10:36 PM

lol at thread derailiing

that was hella crazy though right thur.
  
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Default 08-25-2006, 12:43 AM

ffs coleman just get drunk for once in your life and see whats its about. Its fun i swear. Dont be an elitist and forget your morals.


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Default 08-25-2006, 01:49 AM

[quote="Airborne Butters":5e388][quote=Coleman]
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Originally Posted by "Airborne Butters":5e388
This actually reminds me of a little fight story. In my drunken adventures some kid at a party, about my age, started saying shit to me and all that. The kid pushed me and his friends quickly broke it up. As me and my buddy are walking twoards his car the kid kept talking so I told him to come here and we'll finish it. Just as I said that this dude's gorilla of a brother came up. As soon as I saw him I was reminded of a story that my friends dad told me about his basic training in the Marines in the 60's. All I was thinking about was "fuck it I'm kicking this fucker in the nuts as hard as I can!" Just as I was about to lift my foot up, my friend came out of nowhere like fucking Goldberg and speared the dude in the back and started wailing on the back of his head! Was the craziest shit I ever saw. After that all hell broke loose and fist and feet were flying.

Point is, if you're in a street fight, punch that fucker in the nuts as hard as you can. You're in a fight to win!
reason #457 for me to stay away from alochol.[/quote:5e388]
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Instigating a fight. Smart move there, buddy!

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Default 08-25-2006, 02:34 AM

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bet they go in the back after its all over and start crying
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