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View Poll Results: kill him?
chop em up & throw em over the side 1 8.33%
strangle him in his bed & throw him over the side 5 41.67%
electrecute him in the shower & throw em over the side 1 8.33%
just throw em over the side 5 41.67%
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Default 09-21-2006, 06:34 PM
Ahhh, don't fret it. The fag had no other recourse but to pull the "sexual harrassment" card on you because you rebuffed his advances. The thing you should do is request a room transfer.

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Default 09-21-2006, 07:31 PM
So you told him you didn't swing that way ?.. Or did you jump straight to "die fag bag" ?
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 08:46 PM
[quote="Short Hand":def4c]So you told him you didn't swing that way ?.. Or did you jump straight to "die fag bag" ?[/quote:def4c]

both should be acceptable.
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 09:02 PM
y the hell are you in your shirt and boxers with a gay dude in the room? or did i read that wrong...
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 09:04 PM
MYTHBUSTERS: NOT EVERY GAY GUY WANTS TO PIN YOU AGAINST THE WALL AND SLIDE HIS LENGTH IN YOUR BALLON KNOT

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 09-21-2006, 10:32 PM
There's this queer fuck in my history class, he stares at me all period long, he's about all the ass I can get it pisses me off.
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 10:42 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":b23d4]There's this queer fuck in my history class, he stares at me all period long, he's about all the ass I can get it pisses me off.[/quote:b23d4]can YOUfind the undertone in this 'sentence'??
  
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Default 09-22-2006, 05:48 AM
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There's this queer fuck in my history class, he stares at me all period long, he's about all the ass I can get it pisses me off.
can YOUfind the undertone in this 'sentence'??[/quote:48f16]
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Default 09-22-2006, 07:00 AM
gtboys is on a roll.

PS Nyck - f'in LMAO.
  
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Default 09-22-2006, 08:58 AM
gtboys wins 1(one) free internet for pwning duffy

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Default 09-22-2006, 10:17 AM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":86afc]gtboys wins 1(one) free internet for pwning duffy[/quote:86afc]
was his tube cleared for transmission? Or did you have to dump it in a truck and deliver it to him?
  
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Default 09-22-2006, 01:36 PM
[quote=CoMaToSe]
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gtboys wins 1(one) free internet for pwning duffy
was his tube cleared for transmission? Or did you have to dump it in a truck and deliver it to him?[/quote:778bd]
no it was lodged with poker chips and some of your ass fat

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Default 09-22-2006, 04:32 PM
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gtboys wins 1(one) free internet for pwning duffy
was his tube cleared for transmission? Or did you have to dump it in a truck and deliver it to him?[/quote:bd901]

Have you not eaten your xxl meal of STFU?
  
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Default 09-22-2006, 06:39 PM
I dunno wtf is going on, I don't think he's mad kus I told him I wasn't interested or that may be a reason. He says he's mad kus I said "that bs makes me sick". Apparently he got very offended by that but hes still a complete tit. He had a go at me for using his soap in the shower & not making my bed. WTF! We have a fkn maid to do the beds & wtf about soap? Who gives a shyt its like 3 bux & I have my own in there anyways...

Anyhoo I don't wana let this lil egotistical fag fuck spoil my trip, he's very opinionated & reckons he knows it all & is so full of shit. Hopefully I'll be moving out of my cabin soon & then off this ship & onto another in the Caribbean. I can't really face going home kus there's sweet f/a to do there & naturally I haven't told my mates about this lil escapade otherwise they'd have a field day.

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Default 09-22-2006, 06:40 PM
double post mofo
  
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