[ninty]

biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

[Innoxx]

I got kicked in the knackers with a wingtip shoe onc, i didn't get up for an hour, now I'm gonna give you all a little tip: DON'T PUT THE VIBE ON ANOTHER GIRL WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. man, i was wasted.

[Vance]

Innoxx, wtf is up with this?

[Tripper]

He doesn't want anyone else to know that he is a Skimpy Stoner, Junkie.

you might have to look at youre nuts in a glass jar on top of youre fireplace biggrin:

[Mr.X]

Originally Posted by Vance1

ONe time i went to take a dump and i forgot that the toilet seat was down and i sat on my balls....that hurt like a BITCH.

...Vance, just on that... did you dump anyway..?...like, out of shock...
and end up besmirching your entire pain-ridden undercarriage..?!

...look, I'm sorry....it's none of my business...erm, obviously.......

...walks away...breaks into trot....runs into night....mind, a blank...... oOo:

[Innoxx]

[quote="Mr.X":c1242]

Originally Posted by Vance1

ONe time i went to take a dump and i forgot that the toilet seat was down and i sat on my balls....that hurt like a BITCH.

...Vance, just on that... did you dump anyway..?...like, out of shock...
and end up besmirching your entire pain-ridden undercarriage..?!

...look, I'm sorry....it's none of my business...erm, obviously.......

...walks away...breaks into trot....runs into night....mind, a blank...... oOo: [/quote:c1242]
LMFARO! that has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.