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View Poll Results: Is little slut-face cutting the cheese?
Darn tootin'! 21 55.26%
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Default 05-16-2003, 09:20 AM

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I wouldn't mind having her fart on me, but now she's a fat heffer man, she's gross. And the black hairs got to go. ed:
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Ok im just gonna pretend i didnt hear that and just go about the rest of the day keeping my breakfest and lunch in until i get home and play Enter the Matrix. eek:[/quote:0c103]

If the hot christina, the one on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine said "I'll have sex with you, if you let me fart on you" I'd say go for it.
  
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Default 05-16-2003, 09:24 AM

And thats your opinion and you dont know how many guys she asked to do that to. hake:
  
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Default 05-16-2003, 10:20 AM

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...and farts ALWAYS smell 100x worse when you do 'em in water. biggrin:

Fuckin light a match, Christina.
yeah, how come?
OK, I went to askjeeves.com and asked them why farts smell worse in water. Here is their response, it is about farts in the shower:

"Why do your farts smell worse in the shower?

I suspect it has something to do with two things. One, you're in an enclosed space, so the concentration of the gas (and smell) is going to be higher and , consequently, you'll smell more of it. Secondly, for some reason or other, people smell better in damp air. Your heightened sense of smell from the moisture and the confined space conspire to make you gag. Or, I could be just talking out my ass."

I tend to believe it has something to do with the gas being concentrated in the air bubble which is going to surface right below your nose (in the tub). The combination of sufides and the H20 might be correct too. Also I think naked farts always smell worse because they do not pass through a cloth filter. oOo:

BTW - I saw Christina do an interview a couple of weeks ago and noticed she was looking chunky so I think that is probably her.
  
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Default 05-16-2003, 01:33 PM

a nice rack is about all its done for her ... the hair is nappy, and the whole i wanna be black thing is teh suck .
  
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Default 05-16-2003, 10:49 PM

she's hot and she could fart on me anytime except the mornings happy:. Btw, did any of u guys see britney spears on punk'd with that braless shirt, or was it not braless, possibly just my imagination??
  
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