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Default 06-10-2003, 09:44 PM

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Default 06-10-2003, 09:46 PM

Wheres Blitz when you need him. He knows all about shit.
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 09:51 PM

sometimes it depends for me

I usually get the runny shit that hangs in my ass hair, which is a bitch to whipe out and sometimes I get the dangling poopy, thats when I gotta jiggle my ass or tense up for it to break off, and then im home free.
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 10:07 PM

i just grab a magazine and read for a bit untill my leggs go numb and then i get off
  
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Default 06-11-2003, 08:11 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":36418]this is actually a topic? what the fuck[/quote:36418]
You haven't been banned yet? What the fuck
  
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Default 06-11-2003, 09:38 AM

One time I ate some habanero peppers, uh 2 to be exact, and I ate some of these other little pepers that where is the juice, I dod this at school cuase some kid brought them and we have nothing better to do. Anyways, during History, right after lunch I started getting sick to my stomach, and when I got home, I took a poop, and is was not that bad, and I though, wow, I got away with this. Later that night, though, I had to go back, I pooped, and it burned so bad, I thought I was gonna die, oh how it hurt. I wantedx to lay down but I couldnt. I had what ya call a Japanese Flag. I mean flames where shooting every where, people where dying, the army was drilling their soldiers to prepare for gas attacks in it, it was horrible. hake:
  
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Default 06-11-2003, 04:07 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":1e0fb]One time I ate some habanero peppers, uh 2 to be exact, and I ate some of these other little pepers that where is the juice, I dod this at school cuase some kid brought them and we have nothing better to do. Anyways, during History, right after lunch I started getting sick to my stomach, and when I got home, I took a poop, and is was not that bad, and I though, wow, I got away with this. Later that night, though, I had to go back, I pooped, and it burned so bad, I thought I was gonna die, oh how it hurt. I wantedx to lay down but I couldnt. I had what ya call a Japanese Flag. I mean flames where shooting every where, people where dying, the army was drilling their soldiers to prepare for gas attacks in it, it was horrible. hake:[/quote:1e0fb] lol

Have any of u guys ever had ure bio movement come out of the wrong hole? I have once. ONcE uPon a time i had to go the broom really bad b/c my stomach burned from something that i had eaten. Anyways, to make a long story short, i was throwing up and beans( yes beans, green beans to be exact) came shooting out of my nose into the toilet. All that night, i was picking pepper pieces of of my nose eatthis:/ cry:.


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