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So your mom is FINALLY available? Fuck I thought that "train" would never end.

Regarding my REAL GF's, and not some mangy dog that sucks dick that Quze calls his "first love" - I'm suprised I haven't been stabbed yet. An ex invited me over to dinner after breaking up with her after I had her take me to get some Carls Junior, and I thought she was plotting to kill me. No fucking joke. But the prospect of sex was high so I said fuck it.[/quote:1bf6d]

HAW HAW! First Love, pfftt...

[Unknown_Sniper]

just find a girl that likes ya. that simple biggrin: But really if you dont know. only one way to find out. Go ask her. Do not use gay pickup lines like I lost my number can I have yours. Youll be lucky if she even looks at ya. Ask her if shed like to go to a small local concert( one where you can sneak out back seems to work wonders) or see a movie. Simple things.

[Cpt. Obvious]

to keep my girls i like to insert my penis into the vagina and commence a thrusting motion until orgasm is reached but thats just me.