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Default 06-17-2004, 09:24 PM

After reading the last few posts I realised that the oracle was right & after much self-indulgence my carriage arrived with a certain grace & style. The end result was a replica of Jackson Pollocks Lavender Mist upon my liquid crystal computerweb display.
  
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Default 06-17-2004, 09:40 PM

"I was sitting down, minding my own business...buckweed starts talking shit on an internet forum. I get up and go to his house, he shut the fuck up cuz he is scared."


  
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Default 06-17-2004, 10:09 PM

Unknown_sniper just arrives home after a lot of sex at his gf's house. HE gets out and grabs some cookies and milk. He walks up the stairs to find this thread and writes this stupid piece of shit response.
  
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Default Re: posting in self narrative... - 06-17-2004, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DJHeadUp
i smelled my hand to detect the intensity of the ballsweat. it smelled like fajitas..."
ROFL! so true biggrin:


  
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Default 06-17-2004, 10:12 PM

short hand slowly brings his hand down to his cock, he starts to slowly caress it as if it were life itself, he then see margeret thatcher on the news, boner dissapears. short hand opens up picture of pyro, boner comes back with immense size and vulgarity. pleasure is had in the bulk.
  
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Default 06-18-2004, 07:28 AM

As Hawke reads the posts in this thread, his ass begins to itch. He then sticks his finger in his bum and pulls it out. He smells finger and vomits. He then begins to type this message. He notices he got some poo on the T key. He then remember DJ's post about Family Guy. He remembers that episode and starves for Family Guy. He remembers he owns all of the seasons of Family Guy and becomes happy. He then finishes this post to watch Family Guy.
  
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